shit thread - from a shit poster

[Shelber Delber]

Hooked up with wifey at 17 and only laid once before that and between the two never wore a condom.

39yrs old now and have been thinking about getting a whore/massage girl that i hear are popular now a days, they come to your house (wont work) or you go to their house (yes). here's my problem..... laugh all you want but please help........

I always picture us doing it on the couch and me busting a nut in the codom (which iv'e never done before) and then the part that has been scaring me off for a few years now and the one i need help from you guys......... what then do i do? pull it off there and fling it against the wall? (kidding) excuse myself go into her bathroom and throw it in the trash? flush it down the toliet? then what, wash my dick in her sink? come out and say what? bye? thank you?

far from a player as you can see, any and all help would be great and i wont mind siting thru 10 'im a loser' post just to get one thats helpfull.

TIA

[RaisinCapital]

Piece of cake ... here's how its going down!

She lays you down-- rubs ya.

She blows ya

You DO NOT EAT THE PSSY! I repeat DO NOT EAT THE PUSSY

You'll bend her over, blah blah blah ... ask her where she wants you to cum. Easy right? If she says in the condom (hopefully she doesnt) then be slick about it. Just pull that fker off and jizz in her eye or in the general vacinity.

[Shelber Delber]

o.k. thanks raisen but i have questions....

I enjoy eating pussy so why not here?

what if she does want me to cum in the condom? see above questions.

also do i pay before or after?

what about tipping?

all these extra questions not as important as what do do whit cum filled condom.

TIA

[StarnetGypsy]

Originally Posted by Shelber Delber

o.k. thanks raisen but i have questions....

I enjoy eating pussy so why not here? TRUST RC, DONT EAT HER PUSSY, SHE'S A WHORE.

what if she does want me to cum in the condom? RIP THAT SUKKA OFF AN CUM ON HER ASS

also do i pay before or after? BEFORE IF SHE KNOWS IT'S SEX, AFTER IF ONLY A MASSAGE.

what about tipping? WHY, YOU ALREADY PAID HER.

what do do whit cum filled condom. LET HER CLEAN UP HER OWN SHOP/PLACE, YOU PAID FOR THE SERVICE (trust me, you paid enuff).

TIA

(and always say thank you)

[Bostongambler]

I say give her a Strawberry shortcake. Right when you are ready to cum rip off the condom and shoot your load right on her face. Then punch her in the nose real hard so she bleeds. Hence the Strawberry Shortcake.

[Shelber Delber]

o.k. so far so good but.......

im still holding out for someone who's going to tell me what to do with a used condom and if i should wash my dick off in her bathroom sink.

[Crony]

Wash and Rinse for later reuse.

[Shelber Delber]

THANKS ALL BUT STILL LOOKING FOR DIRECT ANSWERS TO EXACT QUESTIONS.

[RaisinCapital]

Originally Posted by Shelber Delber

o.k. thanks raisen but i have questions....

I enjoy eating pussy so why not here?

what if she does want me to cum in the condom? see above questions.

also do i pay before or after?

what about tipping?

all these extra questions not as important as what do do whit cum filled condom.

TIA

JUST dont eat the pussy.

If you're a good tipper pay her before.

Tip her depending on dik-taking abilities.

Lay the condom on her forehead after u beat that sht up

[Shelber Delber]

o.k. if no answers about massage/whores how about telli ng me what you guys did the last time you boned your girlfriend in the living room at her house while wearing a condom.

TIA

[Ringo]

GFE provider would go get u a hot towel while u lay there with shit grinning smile ..let her come back and clean it off... u should negotiate b4 hand if MSOG (multiple shots on goal) allowed

[Shelber Delber]

Thanks ringo!!!!!!!

some more help from you guys would be great, thanks.

[Shelber Delber]

o.k. let me try to ask the married guy's....

you're making love to your beautiful wife but the both of you love birds dont want kids yet, you bust 2hours in to some great sex and have a full condom.

plaese tell me your next 5 moves step by step after pulling your penis out.

TIA

[StarnetGypsy]

1 - sit on edge of bed
2 - light a cigarette
3 - pour a shot of scotch
4 - lean over an kiss her
5 - ask her if she wants to go again

[Bostongambler]

Go in the kitchen and eat some chocolate cake and drink some milk.

[Myron]

plaese tell me your next 5 moves step by step after pulling your penis out

why do i get the feeling your some queer getting off from hearing guys describe sex in a condom

[Bostongambler]

I think you might be onto something Myron

[Shelber Delber]

Originally Posted by StarnetGypsy

1 - sit on edge of bed
2 - light a cigarette
3 - pour a shot of scotch
4 - lean over an kiss her
5 - ask her if she wants to go again

what about the condem your wearing? use it again?

[Bostongambler]

Are you playing with a full deck?


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