shit thread - from a shit poster

[drunkguy]

Gyps, what is that thing? A sea urchin?

[Bostongambler]

Pull me in guy's!!!!!!!!!!




What does this mean John Shelby. I hope you don't swing that way.

[StarnetGypsy]

Originally Posted by drunkguy

Gyps, what is that thing? A sea urchin?

an innovation called a French Tickler that's passed out to GI's during boot camp, DG, hence the green

i'm told it combats Aids, and STDs with its fierce tentacles

[Bostongambler]

Star, Can you cook it on the grill?

[StarnetGypsy]

i wouldn't recommend it BG. i'm told they're prone to exploding.

personally, i wouldn't know as i've only used a rubber a few times in my life. it wasn't really a requirement during us older guy's era ...

[Shelber Delber]

All set up for this sat. got some hot asian chick out of the l.a. weekly.

HELL YA IT'S ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wifey and the kids leaving friday and wont be back till sunday night!!!!!!! yesyesyes!!!!

All details will be told no later than monday, im going to fuck her in the butt i hope.

[Bostongambler]

Careful it might be a dude. But maybe you like it like that.

[Shelber Delber]

I didnt get any help from you guys on my oringinal question so im going on feel with this one.....im thinking i'll lay my jacket on her coffee table than bang her on her sofa and when im done just put the condem in my jacket pocket as i pull out another one for round #2.....the butt hole

[drunkguy]

why in gods name would you put a used jimmy in your pocket?


use your head, son

[StarnetGypsy]

Originally Posted by drunkguy

why in gods name would you put a used jimmy in your pocket?

use your head, son

i'm pretty sure you can take it to a sperm bank for recycling, and get paid even

[Shelber Delber]

Originally Posted by drunkguy

why in gods name would you put a used jimmy in your pocket?


use your head, son

Drunk i have been asking the same oringinal question from post one wtf? if you know what im to do with it PLEASE TELL ME........ no b.s. my title post was an honest question PLEASE be the first guy to give me an honest answer....no strawberry short cake b.s.

TIA

[drunkguy]

who gives a fuck? throw it on the floor if you want. not your problem to worry about

i think you're missing the whole concept behind this prostitute thing

[Bostongambler]

Tell the sperm bank you want to make a deposit and then just spit it out.

[Shelber Delber]

o.k. i did it.....was a little dissapointing but im glad i did it.

here's how it went down.

I show up at 3pm and im greeted by an avg. looking asian woman, older than me,long hair, nice body,all these i like. so far so good.

She says "you ready to go" as she loses her dress, no panties no bra. im so nervous my dick is limp and i say "you said you give girlfriend experience" yes she says but we must hurry client a 4pm. dick just got smaller.

so we move to the couch and kiss, pet, blow into eah other ear, dirty talk ect. now im almost all the way hard and ready to go.

strip my cloth off and she's holding a rubber and applies it for me YES!!!!!
puzzys wet and im in it fucking her hard and she goes into bugs bunny position and im hitting hard.

lasting long as i had whacked off twice before leaving house but when she turns over and we go doggie style i cant hang and i blow my load, now for the terrifyng reality... what am i to do with the condom.

what seems like hours but really seconds i stand there thinking but before i pnick she grabs a small waste basket and then removes my condom and throws it away. WOW couldnt have asked for anything more.

Dissapointing part is she says normaly you can nut twice but client at 4 is some big baller, still charges me full price $250 so i didnt tip.

anyway it was a little expensive and i wont go back to her again but i had to get that first time out of the way and alot of the fear will be gone for next time.

BTW that was my first asian, going to try black next i think.

[Bostongambler]

Glad everything worked out for you. Wait until you work your way up to an albino midget. Then you will really have something to write about. Because until now man and woman sex has really been played out.

[Shelber Delber]

Originally Posted by Bostongambler

Glad everything worked out for you. Wait until you work your way up to an albino midget. Then you will really have something to write about. Because until now man and woman sex has really been played out.

I wasnt bragging i just figuered after this whole thing an ending would be appropiate. can i do anything that doesnt affend you?

[Shelber Delber]

im sitting here dumbfounded can you really be this big of a jerk?

[Bostongambler]

If you keep up this rustic attitude I will shut off the delivery of hookers right now.

[drunkguy]

lasting long as i had whacked off twice before leaving house

shit, doesn't that defeat the purpose?