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Old 05-31-2008, 01:35 AM
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I posted that to early shit i could go on for days about your non gambling post in the MAIN FORUM but im the dick who post an honest question in the WAR ROOM.

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Old 05-31-2008, 03:05 PM
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Why wash it off in the sink?

If the bitch is so selfish as to not allow you to use her shower, then what makes you think she would be so selfless to go down on you and show you a great time?
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Old 05-31-2008, 03:27 PM
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Can this hooker cook by the way.
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:13 PM
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Why wash it off in the sink?

If the bitch is so selfish as to not allow you to use her shower, then what makes you think she would be so selfless to go down on you and show you a great time?
never even thought of a shower, wow finally some usefull input.

Thank you.
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:46 PM
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Before you go into her shower may I advise you to think about doing an "upperdeck" in her toilet.

This is when you take off the top of the toilet lid where that big ball sits in water, and then take a shit in there.
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Old 05-31-2008, 06:09 PM
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Old 05-31-2008, 10:50 PM
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Great advice so far.

cum in her eye

punch her in the nose

lay used condom on her forehead

shit in her toilet tank

swallow the load myself lol that was great advice

keep em coming cant wait to have my first experiance land me in jail lol.
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Old 06-01-2008, 10:31 AM
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How you are not in jail right now puzzles me.
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Old 06-01-2008, 08:20 PM
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Why wash it off in the sink?

If the bitch is so selfish as to not allow you to use her shower, then what makes you think she would be so selfless to go down on you and show you a great time?
If i do take a shower what should i do with my wallet?

TIA
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Old 06-01-2008, 08:30 PM
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While doing all of the above, don't forget to tell her that you love her.
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Old 06-01-2008, 08:31 PM
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My favorite is the "upperdeck" - it's a good thing I didn't know about this in college!
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Old 06-01-2008, 09:00 PM
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If i do take a shower what should i do with my wallet?

TIA


Stick it in the condom.
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Old 06-01-2008, 09:01 PM
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How about giving her a rusty Trombone.


Hit her in the seat then put it in her mouth.
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Old 06-02-2008, 05:12 PM
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Whats a good brand of condom and should i wear one if she gives my a blow job?

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Old 06-02-2008, 07:05 PM
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What if you give her/him a blow job. I think you should wear one then.


And def. a ribbed one.
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Old 06-02-2008, 07:44 PM
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Honest question..... how do i remove a condom with pussie juice on it if i have a cut on my finger? i have a paper route and im always getting nasty paper cuts, could i get the hivs from this?

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Old 06-02-2008, 10:05 PM
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Honest question..... how do i remove a condom with pussie juice on it if i have a cut on my finger? i have a paper route and im always getting nasty paper cuts, could i get the hivs from this?

TIA


No more than the ones you get when you kiss your mother.
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:10 AM
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Bostongambler take it easy im from Boston myself, shit were practically neighbors. What city you from? im from the coony island.

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Old 06-03-2008, 12:37 AM
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oh shit! where'd it go?!?!? oh nooooo! it must still be inside her!
that's not funny, that shit happens in real life

had a few close calls myself
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