joke

[JOHNNY]

a young new teacher saw that adam was standing by himself at the end of the field during recess.she went over and asked was everything alright,he replied yes thank you for asking.after seeing the rest of the kids in the middle of the field she felt bad for adam and asked him did he want her as a friend?he said i guess.she then asked why are you standing here by yourself? his reply
"because i am the f*****g goalie.