Lohan hotter than Scarlett Johansson? Jessica Alba? -- Maxim seems to think so.

[Uncle B]

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Can't say i agree though... Not even close.


And, i like the goofy beyatch.

I think she's attractive, and has a great rack...But, sexier than Scarlett Johansson? Jessica Alba?

1. Lindsay Lohan

Tabloid bloodsuckers have been feasting on this Long Island native for three years running, but that’s only because this unbelievably beautiful, untamable Golden Age throwback with a nonstop social calendar and acclaimed acting chops is Ann-Margret, Meryl Streep, and Sophia Loren rolled into one. Moving well beyond kid fodder like Herbie Fully Loaded, she next stars in the highly anticipated film about the murder of John Lennon, Chapter 27. She’s following that up with the freaky thriller I Know Who Killed Me. But if you happen to see Lindsay’s smoky eyes from across some bar in West Hollywood, don’t bother sending over a drink—she’s accomplished all this before her 21st birthday. Wink.

the rest of the top 10:


2) Jessica Alba
3) Scarlett Johansson
4) Christina Aguilera
5) Jessica Biel
6) Ali Larter
7) Eva Mendes
8) Rihanna
9) Eva Longoria
10) Fergie

[Uncle B]

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[rayray]

would be a great one nighter. they say she has skills and i love the rack too but the pale skin and freckles is too much of a turn off

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by rayray

would be a great one nighter. they say she has skills and i love the rack too but the pale skin and freckles is too much of a turn off

oh yeah, i'd definitely bang her... i just don't think she bleongs in the top 10, much less #1..


actually... i think Rihanna belings right at or around #1.... that chick is just amazingly hot, imo...

[mikeys12]

Originally Posted by Uncle B

oh yeah, i'd definitely bang her... i just don't think she bleongs in the top 10, much less #1..


actually... i think Rihanna belings right at or around #1.... that chick is just amazingly hot, imo...

Not bad but big forehead

Alba has to be the hottest Longoria too

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by mikeys12

Not bad but big forehead

Alba has to be the hottest Longoria too

I'd say Alba, Scarlett, and Rhianna top 3..


really, the only major 'WTF?!?!" in that Top 10, imo..is having that slag-faced tranny Fergie in there.


chick has a nice ass..i'll give her that much, but, she's about as 'sexy" as a stillborn walrus, imo..

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by Uncle B

Can't say i agree though... Not even close.


And, i like the goofy beyatch.

I think she's attractive, and has a great rack...But, sexier than Scarlett Johansson? Jessica Alba?








the rest of the top 10:


2) Jessica Alba
3) Scarlett Johansson
4) Christina Aguilera
5) Jessica Biel
6) Ali Larter
7) Eva Mendes
8) Rihanna
9) Eva Longoria
10) Fergie

Sarah Shahi should be in the top 5, imo...


she sure as Hell should be above Fergie, Eva Longoria and Eva Mendez..

[Uncle B]

here are the full 100:




1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendez
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie
11. Sienna Miller
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Beyonce Knowles
14. Katherine Heigl
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. Maria Sharapova
18. Megan Fox
19. Cameron Diaz
20. Keira Knightley
21. Kate Beckinsale
22. Nicole Scherzinger
23. Hilary Duff
24. Sophia Bush
25. Elisha Cuthbert
26. Nelly Furtado
27. Kate Hudson
28. Carmen Electra
29. Sarah Silverman
30. Rebecca Romijn
31. Amy Smart
32. Lacey Chabert
33. Roselyn Sanchez
34. Vanessa Minnillo
35. Jennifer Garner
36. Jamie King
37. Ashley Olsen
38. Shakira
39. Rachel Bilson
40. Moon Bloodgood
41. Jessica Simpson
42. Minka Kelly
43. Kate Mara
44. Rose McGowan
45. Bar Refaeli
46. Kristen Bell
47. Katharine McPhee
48. Mandy Moore
49. Mischa Barton
50. Miss Maxim
51. Alessandra Ambrosio
52. Kate Walsh
53. Adriana Lima
54. Missy Peregrym
55. Halle Berry
56. Michele Merkin
57. Tricia Helfer
58. Penelope Cruz
59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler
60. Jessica White
61. Nadine Velazquez
62. Danneel Harris
63. Bianca Kajlich
64. Lena Headey
65. Autumn Reeser
66. Joanna Krupa
67. Gabrielle Union
68. Evangeline Lilly
69. Danica Patrick
70. Stacy Keibler
71. Willa Ford
72. Ciara
73. Mena Suvari
74. Tara Conner
75. April Scott
76. Diora Baird
77. Hilary Burton
78. Joss Stone
79. Adrianne Palecki
80. Abbie Cornish
81. Emmanuelle Chriqui
82. Dita Von Teese
83. Ivanka Trump
84. Hometown Hottie
85. Kelly Ripa
86. Michelle Trachtenberg
87. Padma Lakshmi
88. Raquel Alessi
89. Haylie Duff
90. Salma Hayek
91. Isla Fisher
92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
93. Christina Milian
94. Kelly Carlson
95. The Avatars of Second Life
96. Shanna Moakler
97. Kim Kardashian
98. Yunjin Kim
99. Mia Maestro
100. Noureen DeWolf

[Uncle B]

Figured i'd put the full list of the 'Hot 100' up here, so, when i find galleries of some hotties on the list, and have nowhere else to post them, i can add them to this thread...

This chick is a good example actually....I really have no clue who the Hell she is, but, she made number 18, so.....

18. Megan Fox


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[D.M.]

Yeah I saw that, Maxim doesn't know what they're talking about

Alba FTW!

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by D.M.

Yeah I saw that, Maxim doesn't know what they're talking about

Alba FTW!

Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and a few others i would be like, 'thats reasonable'...But, not Lindsay Lohan.

And, i actually do think Lohan is attractive.


there's always an agenda at play in these goofy ass lists though...Most likely, she was just the most available for a full spread, and/or promo shit...lol

[Uncle B]

VH1 is running their 'Maxim Hot 100' special right now...

they just got done with Hillary Duff, so, apparently it's got a loooong ways to go....

[rayray]

to be comletely honest, i think there are at least 25 chicks in porn that deserve to be on this list, maybe more. anyone that thinks cameron diaz is attractive at all needs to go in for some eye surgery. i think thats all me and forrest have to say about that

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by rayray

to be comletely honest, i think there are at least 25 chicks in porn that deserve to be on this list, maybe more. anyone that thinks cameron diaz is attractive at all needs to go in for some eye surgery. i think thats all me and forrest have to say about that

i used to think Diaz was sexy as Hell.. up to the 2nd Angels flick.


now though....egad, she really does look like Jack Nicholson's Joker, from Batman.

[kjshoop]

somehow Ashley Olsen ahead of Halle Berry sounds really goofy to me.
I'm sure everyone has different tastes and all, but Halle should be higher than 55....

[(sportman)]

Saw Alba on BDSSP last night...

Quite the arm...

Athletic

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by kjshoop

somehow Ashley Olsen ahead of Halle Berry sounds really goofy to me.
I'm sure everyone has different tastes and all, but Halle should be higher than 55....

can;t see how Ashley Olsen makes any sort of "Hot" list really...Not even talking about her looks...well, not JUST her looks, but, she hasn't done shit in years now.


I know one of them is set to play a lesbo on Weeds next season, but still.... wtf has she done the past 2 or 3 years?



and then you add the fact she weighs less than the average pumpkin.... shit don't equal "hot" in my book.






I'd still bang her silly though.....just because.

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by Uncle B

here are the full 100:





46. Kristen Bell

dayum, she really is a hottie...

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[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by Uncle B

here are the full 100:





61. Nadine Velazquez

Just posted her Maxim pics HERE..