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Old 05-17-2007, 02:44 AM
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Thumbs up Angelina Jolie still looks pretty damned good.

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Old 06-06-2007, 07:36 PM
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i think you'd probably be more suited for Brad Pitt..


admit it, if Angelina had a penis, you'd be a happy camper.
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Old 06-17-2007, 04:42 PM
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:31 PM
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Angelina Jolie says she gave up carpet cleaning, and became a prim and proper bore for Brad Pitt...



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SAUCY ANGELINA JOLIE has revealed she has given up lesbian and kinky romps after falling for BRAD PITT.

The 32-year-old actress has admitted bedding women in the past — and using knives during sex.

She said: “I’ve never hidden my bisexuality. But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.”

The tattooed Tomb Raider star enjoyed a ten-year relationship with model JENNY SHIMIZU.





Angelina Jolie with Elizabeth Mitchell, in a scene from 'Gia'


However Angelina stressed she was now happy with Hollywood hunk Brad, 43 — but to keep her he needed “to be sexy”.

She told French magazine Public he trusted her not to cheat, adding: “He lets me talk to whomever I want.

“He has complete blind faith in me.”

Her remarks counter claims that the pair — who have daughter Shiloh and three adopted kids — are close to splitting.

wtf man? is Brad Pitt a friggin homo, or just an idiot???


To Hell with adopting a kid from every fuckin country in the UN.... I'd be scanning the globe for bonerific hotties to share with the wife...




Actually...Anjelina Jolie is always acting as though she wants to be 'friends' with Jennifer Aniston, probably out of guilt....Pitt ought to be workin on hookin himself up with a 'Big Love' scenerio, with Jennifer Aniston
moving in...

Jolie is looking haggard anyways...And Jen is hotter than ever...


Dude needs to get his shit together.... Before it's too late..
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id love to stick my meatpole into those lips
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Old 09-24-2007, 02:58 AM
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id love to stick my meatpole into those lips


yeah, no matter what those kids might do to wreck the boobies, that mouth is still damn pretty...
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:39 PM
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Agreed. Pop eyes (like her daddy, Jon Voight), bee stung lips, which I can do without, and she boned Aids-y looking Billy Bob and maybe her brother, too. If Brad was any more whipped, he'd have Fabio standing over him saying, "I can't believe it's not butter!"

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Old 09-26-2007, 06:48 PM
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"If Brad was any more whipped, he'd have Fabio standing over him saying, "I can't believe it's not butter!"

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Old 09-27-2007, 03:26 AM
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I like Billy Bob...
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Old 10-03-2007, 11:15 AM
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Old 11-18-2007, 04:40 PM
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Default JOLIE-PITT BABY'S BIRTH MOTHER DENIES WANTING CHILD BACK

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The birth mother of ANGELINA JOLIE's adopted Ethiopian daughter has dismissed reports she wants her child back, insisting she is happy for the Hollywood actress and her boyfriend BRAD PITT to raise her baby.

Little Zahara Jolie-Pitt was adopted by the couple in 2005, but reports surfaced last week alleging the paperwork accompanying the adoption was wrong in stating the girl was an orphan - because her mother, Mentewab Dawit Lebiso, is still alive.

Lebiso is alleged to have told U.S. magazine In Touch, "I want my daughter to come home to see where she is from.

"Her grandmother and I both tried very hard to raise her, and I want her to come home to regain her identity."

But Lebiso has denied making such comments, and says her words were misinterpreted by "so-called journalists" who claimed to be working for Jolie.

She added, "I have never disputed the adoption. It was something I never said.

"I have no ill feelings towards her (Jolie).

"I think my daughter is a very fortunate human being to be adopted by a world-famous lady. I wish them all the success they both deserve."

The adoption of two-year-old Zahara was ruled legal on Friday (16Nov07) by the agency that first approved it in 2005. Dr Tsegaye Berthe, head of the Wide Horizons for Children Agency slammed the rumours Lebiso wanted the girl back as "media hype by unethical journalists".



iow, she started to stir shit up, they sent her a check, and all is well...
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Old 01-17-2008, 05:31 AM
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Angelina Jolie topless vidcaps

This video clip is of that scene, from Taking Lives..



Angelina Jolie sex scene from the movie, Taking Lives:


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Angelina Jolie sex scene from Taking Lives

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Old 02-21-2008, 07:24 PM
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The 32-year-old actress, who is believed to be expecting twins with partner Brad Pitt, reportedly fainted on an 18-hour flight from Iraq to Los Angeles via London on February 7.

A fellow passenger told Life and Style Weekly magazine: "She started to get swollen ankles and nosebleeds and started having leg cramps then she fainted into her chair."

The star - who has three adopted children, Maddox, six, Pax, four, and Zahara, three, as well as a 21-month-old daughter Shiloh with Brad - was said to have been given oxygen when she landed before medics gave her the all-clear.

Angelina's pregnancy has reportedly been plagued with so many complications she and Brad have hired a live-in nurse for their Los Angeles home.

A source said: "Brad is really worried about Angelina's health. He is a wreck."

Meanwhile, it has been reported the couple have agreed a $200 million pre-nuptial agreement ahead of their planned wedding later this year.

A source said: "They know that, if God forbid, things don't work out, they can make a clean break and go their separate ways with their separate assets."

The pair, who are said to have also agreed custody arrangements for their children, are said to be planning to tie the knot in New Orleans at the Saint Louis Cathedral.

Angelina was previously married to British actor Jonny Lee Miller and Hollywood star Billy Bob Thornton, while Brad and actress Jennifer Aniston finalized their divorce in 2005.
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Apparently, Jolie's 2nd Pregnancy isn't Going So Well.


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Pregnant actress ANGELINA JOLIE has developed a form of diabetes which affects mums-to-be, according to U.S. reports.





The Tomb Raider star is reportedly suffering from such painful swelling in her legs and feet that she has to wear shoes half a size bigger than usual.

U.S. magazine Star claims the 32-year-old is finding her second pregnancy "difficult".

A source tells the publication, "Angie has gestational diabetes. She found out about a month ago and has been trying to keep it under wraps.

"She's sick and irritable and feels heavy and weak. She's been seeing a nutritionist about it."

Gestational diabetes develops in a small proportion of pregnant women and results in high blood-sugar levels. It is usually treated with diet and exercise and is reversible but sufferers run the risk of developing Type 2 diabetes as a consequence.

Jolie - who is expecting her second biological child with partner Brad Pitt - already has a daughter, Shiloh, and three adopted kids, Maddox, Pax Thien and Zahara.

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.... fainted on an 18-hour flight from Iraq to Los Angeles
you go girl! not sure why anyone would wanna be in Iraq right now, but gotta love her stones for doing it ...

(i wonder if Hilllary was laying cover-fire while Angie boarded the plane?)
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's latest joint dropped ahead of schedule.

The supercouple welcomed a son and a daughter Saturday evening at the seaside Fondation Lenval in Nice, the actress' obstetrician has announced.

Twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline were delivered via Cesarian section sometime before 10 p.m.

Dr. Michel Sussmann told the Associated Press the babies, mother and father "are doing marvelously well."

Knox arrived first and weighed 5.03 pounds, per Sussmann; Vivienne followed at 5 pounds.

Pitt was on hand to witness the womb exodus, which took place earlier than expected. Sussmann said the procedure was pushed up "for medical reasons," but declined to elaborate.

Jolie should be allowed to leave within a few days.

There's been no official comment from the couple's camp.

The Oscar-winning actress checked into her $500-per-night private room-with-a-view nearly two weeks ago for some prescheduled R&R.

So, the world stood by, as Jolie grew increasingly uncomfortable behind windows coated with paparazzi-blocking insulation and an Angie impostor happily modeled her expansive tummy through the window of her own room for the looky-loos down below.

"Any pictures released are either posed fakes set up by paparazzi, or, they are pictures of other patients," the hospital said in a statement Wednesday. "We hope this is clearly understood out of respect for all patients in this clinic."

Well, this clinic wasn't caring for just any patient—as far as the media were concerned, at least.

An international cordon of shutterbugs dutifully chronicled hospital visits from Pitt and their kids and Jolie's brother, James Haven, and waited for word of that inevitable first contraction, even after Sussmann announced that she might not deliver until mid-August.

The actual arrival comes weeks after it was erroneously reported that Jolie and Pitt had welcomed twin girls, Isla Marcheline and Amélie Jane, named in honor of the A-listers' own parents (Jolie's late mother was named Marcheline; Pitt's is Jane).

Earlier Saturday, reports surfaced indicating Jolie had given birth to twin girls, but a hospital spokeswoman said the stories had "wrong information."

Meanwhile, the ever-expanding clan—which, along with the newest additions, includes Maddox, 6; Pax, 4; Zahara, 3; and Shiloh, 2—have been hunkered down for the past couple months at their 1,000-acre chateau in the south of France.

And judging by the 32-year-old mother of six's take on pregnancy, Knox and Vivienne may not be the last Jolie-Pitt progeny to be welcomed to the fold.

"I love it," a pre-popped Jolie told the new issue of Vanity Fair of being pregnant. "It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason.

"It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing."

And two lives, while no doubt taxing, was even better for Jolie, thanks in large part to her 44-year-old better half.

"I'm fortunate," she said of partner Pitt. "I think some women have a different experience depending on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy."

Let the countdown for No. 7 begin.
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