Paris Hilton Exposed - and other assorted pics, videos and random fuknuttery.

[Uncle B]

Paris Hilton Exposed

The fololwing story might make you feel bad for Paris Hilton, but don't. If she can't remember to pay $208 to keep her stuff in storage, then she gets what she deserves.

What am I talking about? A website called Paris Exposed launched today * claiming to offer access to all the items that were sold off from Paris' storage facility after she forgot to pay the storage bill. Naturally, her PR flackies are running around like chickens sans heads, trying to figure something out, but the site is up and here's what they're offering:

* New never before seen sex videos
* 250 personal and private videos
* Drug use that makes Tony Montana look like a missionary
* What does she write in her diaries
* Is Paris still Bi-sexual? See the videos!
* Over 25,000 personal photographs taken by Paris and her friends
* And lot's more...




The site says there's tons more, and from the looks of this Paris Hilton Exposed Preview Video, I'd say they're right.



Yes, this is a crazy invasion of privacy, but you can't really have an expectation of privacy when you leave your personal videos, pictures and diaries in a storage locker, and then forget to pay the bill. Stupid is more like it.

[Uncle B]

Paris Hilton Exposed

- - -

[mjh218]

seems sort of creepy selling her childhood photos alongside alleged sex tapes...

[Uncle B]

.

.

.

Originally Posted by mjh218

seems sort of creepy selling her childhood photos alongside alleged sex tapes...

yeah, not sure i'd wanna be catering to the clientelle that shit is bound to attract..


i mean, besides like, me.......



i just wanna see the bi stuff..

[Uncle B]

Along with the leaked tapes, Page Six also reveals most of the items found in the storage facility:

* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.

* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.

* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.

* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26."

Wait, there's more:


Among the hours of video footage on the site is a series of short tapes of a naked Hilton being filmed by Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" creator, and her former fiance, Jason Shaw. Francis tapes the dazed and confused heirhead - first taking off her red bikini top on a yacht in St. Tropez, then later swooshing around in a bubble bath while he begs her to show him her body."

and, of course, a few obligatory pics from the site:




----






----

[mjh218]

someone needs to spend the $40 and get a membership and report back!

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by mjh218

someone needs to spend the $40 and get a membership and report back!

thats exactly what i was thinking.

[mjh218]

was trying to see if anyone had said anything about the site on their blog...have not found anything yet

[mjh218]

spoke to someone who bought a membership and he told me it is not worth the $40. At present, there are no sextapes on the site and only a few showing paris naked. Mostly pictures of her and friends at clubs/bars.

[Uncle B]

More has leaked from ParisExposed.com, Specifically, Nicole Richie's vagina, Nicole Richie licking cocaine, Paris Hilton's bongs, joints and pipes and Mischa Barton's boyfriend, Cisco Adler's, nutsack.


Some of these are NSFW:

---




----

[Minnow]

is that an inflatable date?

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by Minnow

is that an inflatable date?

sadly, i am pretty sure it's a 'real' person.


some tranny, famous in the LA club scene.

at least, i think it's her/him... only thing is, i see no sign of, uh..tuckage.

[Uncle B]

Paris Hilton Is Suing Those Guys Who Bought Her Crap and Put it on the Internet

Well, you knew it was coming. Paris Hilton has filed a law suit to try and shut down the website that first posted her personal videos, pictures, and documents on the Internet, reports CNN. If you ask me the law suit is purely for show, to try and make the public think that Paris didn't actually have anything to do with the latest release of her personal sex tapes onto the Internet, even though everyone already knows that she was behind the first sex tape that made her famous, so why should we think any differently now?

So while Paris cries foul, and claims she's worried about "indentity theft" and "harassment," she's all the while getting more of the attention she clearly craves. I'm not buying it. If you're concerned about your privacy, you don't make videos documenting your rampant drug use, and sexual activities, and you certainly don't put them in storage and hope someone else takes care of the bill.

[jag]

guess i'm getting old; but, she does absolutely ZERO for me... null, nil, zero, the empty set, nothing on the prurient pleasure scale !!!

[Bostongambler]

She kind of gets my horns up

[mjh218]

UniquePeek.com

[Uncle B]

a few of the vids that are now on YouTube, via IDLYITW:

Here's Paris smoking pot, asking someone for "E" (ecstasy) and referring to an Asian guy at the party as "The Chink."


Also, a couple videos that finally uploaded featuring such great hits as, "We're like two *iggers," and "I get fucked in the butt for coke!" Enjoy!

Paris 1

Paris 2

Paris 3

Paris 4

Paris 5

Paris 6

[mjh218]

This stuff is not nearly as scandalous as they made it out to be.

[alysheba88]

Joe Francis was on Howard Stern this morning. He was totally out of it. Near comatose