Paris Hilton Exposed - and other assorted pics, videos and random fuknuttery.

[Uncle B]

she needs to put out a new sex-tape, while she's lookin good..

[Uncle B]

PARIS TO PLAY GANGSTER GIANCANA'S DAUGHTER?






PARIS HILTON is set to trade THE SIMPLE LIFE for a life of crime as the daughter of infamous gangster SAM GIANCANA in a new biopic.

And Antoinette Giancana, who now runs a successful pasta business, has given Hilton her blessing to play her.

The late Chicago, Illinois mob boss' daughter tells In Touch Weekly magazine, "I think she'd be great. She's a little wild - just like I was at that age."

Hilton is reportedly in negotiations to play Antoinette in the film project.

Source: WENN

[Uncle B]

Posted the new photoset of Pais Hilton from GQ Germany 'HERE'...


Will put them in thumbs and add here later, just wanted to put the full-sized pics up as well..

[honeymelon]

[honeymelon]

[Uncle B]

if she'd get that wonky eye fixed, she'd be damn near perfect.


well, besides that nappy dug-out, and the herpes...



besides those miniscule flaws though, she's fine in my book...

[platinum1]

Paris Hilton Sex Video

http://rapidshare.com/files/55989502/Jake25_Paris.wmv

[Uncle B]

Holy shit....I missed Paris on Letterman last night, but, just watched the interview om Youtube...If you missed this, you have GOT to watch the video...lol



Letterman grills her about 'prison', and Paris eventually tells him, 'i don't wanna talk about it anymore'... So, Letterman of course continues to ask different shit about her prison time, and she refuses to answer...So, some assclown audiense membaer yells, "i love you Paris', and she blows the idiot a kiss....And Letterman says, "You meet him in prison?"..


Seriously the whole thing is fuckin hilarious...Here's the whole interview on video:

David Letterman-Paris Hilton-Sept-28-2007

[Uncle B]

poor Paris...

[Uncle B]

These are actually pretty decent quality vids, imo..


from ParisExposed:

Paris Hilton Tub Video







Paris Hilton Practices 'Acting', While Topless



Paris Hilton Acting Topless ! - Watch more free videos

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by Uncle B

Holy shit....I missed Paris on Letterman last night, but, just watched the interview om Youtube...If you missed this, you have GOT to watch the video...lol



Letterman grills her about 'prison', and Paris eventually tells him, 'i don't wanna talk about it anymore'... So, Letterman of course continues to ask different shit about her prison time, and she refuses to answer...So, some assclown audiense membaer yells, "i love you Paris', and she blows the idiot a kiss....And Letterman says, "You meet him in prison?"..


Seriously the whole thing is fuckin hilarious...Here's the whole interview on video:

David Letterman-Paris Hilton-Sept-28-2007

O.k,, fuck YouTube..This copy of the Letterman "interview" is much better...







man, that shit still cracks me the fuck up...

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by Uncle B

These are actually pretty decent quality vids, imo..


from ParisExposed:

Paris Hilton Tub Video







Paris Hilton Practices 'Acting', While Topless



Paris Hilton Acting Topless ! - Watch more free videos

The supposed "new sex tape" of Paris that people are talking about, is actually the tub vid above.... it's an old vid, but, people are posting it everywhere as a new sex tape..


so, if you've heard the runour, thats the best you're gonna get..

[Pancho Sanza]

Not even a shot of her kitty?

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by Pancho Sanza

Not even a shot of her kitty?

i think thats on part 2...

[Uncle B]

Here ya go Pancho...

Paris Hilton Sex-Tapes - continued

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[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by Uncle B

Here ya go Pancho...

Paris Hilton Sex-Tapes - continued

if anyone has trouble viewing any of the embedded vids posted on porkolt, let me know, and i'll upload them to flurl and repost them.

[honeymelon]

[Uncle B]

Apparently drinking Paris' new canned wine 'rich prosecco', makes you wanna bang a tebby bear doggystyle...

[Uncle B]

Prison Minister says Paris Hilton is a lyin ass ho, who broke he promise to aid women prisoners after release.

A born-again Christian prisons minister in America has reminded PARIS HILTON of her televised promise to aid women released from jail.

Former music industry svengali Marty Angelo has written to Hilton asking her to live up to her word in 2008 after telling broadcaster Larry King of her plans to help get prisoners "back on their feet".

The socialite made the comments during an appearance on Larry King Live in the days following her own release from prison, where she served 23 days of a 45-day sentence for violation of probation earlier this year (07).

She told King, "I want to help set up a place where these women can get themselves back on their feet. A place with food, shelter and clothing and programs, kind of a transitional home. I know I can make a difference and hopefully stop this vicious circle of these people going in and out of jail."

But Angelo is disappointed that Hilton has yet to fulfil her promise.

He says, "I would like to see Paris Hilton live up to her word. Hilton needs to remember where she comes from now. She is no longer just a high society hotel heiress but an ex-convict who God helped through her jail sentence. She owes God big time.

"Paris Hilton stated she felt God gave her 'a new beginning' and things were going to be different once she was released from jail. What is so different? Where is her new beginning? All I see her doing is running in and out of nightclubs and attending various social events. What is so new about that?"