Paris Hilton Exposed - and other assorted pics, videos and random fuknuttery.

[Uncle B]

[Uncle B]

They can send poor Paris to jail now, she done found herself religion!!!



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[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by Uncle B

Paris Hilton Exposed

this may be the best video clip i have seen from the whole 'Paris Hilton Exposed' fasco...
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Paris hilton rehearsing topless

[Uncle B]

Paris Hilton has stopped eating under the stress of her impending jail sentence.


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The hotel heiress - who will serve 23 days in prison from June 5 for driving with a suspended license - is so scared she has lost her appetite entirely and keeps breaking down in tears.

A source said: "Paris hasn't been eating at all and her parents and friends are beyond worried about her.

"She breaks down crying a lot because she just can't deal with the reality and the pressure of everything that is happening.

"Paris hasn't been eating at all and her parents and friends are beyond worried about her.

"She breaks down crying a lot because she just can't deal with the reality and the pressure of everything that is happening."

But a source close to 'The Simple Life' star recently said that she would emerge from jail more beautiful than ever.

The insider said: "It's going to make her more famous than ever. In jail, she's going to get enviably skinny, and without any make-up or products her hair and skin will finally be able to breathe, so they'll look amazing, too.

Plus she's going to get all that street cred."

The 26-year-old socialite was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating the terms of the probation she received for Driving Under the Influence (DUI) but she will only serve 23 days.

Paris released a statement saying, "I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation", and two weeks later dropped her appeal case against the sentence.



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Meanwhile her cell mate has been handpicked.

The hotel heiress is due to serve 23 days in the special needs wing of Los
Angeles' Century Regional Detention Facility on June 5, and her cell mate has
been specially selected.

Officials have decided an inmate who is serving a sentence for reckless
driving will be the perfect match. They have also tried to select someone
they do not think will try to profit from the experience by selling their
story to the media.

The California correctional facility is also conducting sweep searches for
any electronic devices, to prevent footage of Paris' jail time being leaked.

Cameras, phones and all recording devices are banned.

Staff have been given a memo warning them that anyone who photographs 'The
Simple Life' star will be "disciplined" - i.e. fired - immediately.

According to gossip website TMZ.com, a "written protocol" has been
especially drawn up for Paris' arrival advising "when and how things should
be done for her".

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[Uncle B]

Paris actually arrives early, to start serving her time...

TMZ has a video of Paris Hilton being driven to the Men's Central Jail in downtown Los Angeles where she surrendered to authorities shortly after 10:00 p.m.:

Paris Gies to Jail

The Sheriff devised the plan of surrendering miles away from the actual building where Paris will be doing time because the crush of paparazzi at the jail created a potential safety hazard.

Paris was then driven to the jail in Lynwood where she is now serving her sentence. Earlier in the evening, Hilton left her house for the MTV Music Awards.

After appearing on the red carpet, Hilton went to her parents' house for a brief time, then left with her lawyer to face the music."

[Uncle B]

not sure wtf her lawyer told her, but, she had till 11:55pm to turn herself in...Same as it is in FLA, and every other state that i am aware of.



And, thats exactly what you do...lol


you get in by 11:55pm, and that day still counts as a full day served..


only this idiot would think she's doing something right, by turning herself in, basically, a full day early...

[buddyboy]

she had till 11:55 pm and went in a little after 10pm after going to the MTV awards, yeah what a dumbass she blew 2 hours of freedom

[Uncle B]

Originally Posted by buddyboy

she had till 11:55 pm and went in a little after 10pm after going to the MTV awards, yeah what a dumbass she blew 2 hours of freedom

she had till 11:55 on the 5th, you fucking twit.

[buddyboy]

she still only blew 2 hours of freedom, if you go in a day early u get out a day early. If it were me I would want to start serving asap to get it over with.

[Uncle B]

true, i guess she'd be credited for the 4th..

i'd have waited till the last friggin minute... and i'd have taken a fistfull of ambien first too, so i'd get through the 1st 3 or 4 days unaware of anything..

[Uncle B]

Anyone bored, looking for a penpal...Write to Paris!

[Uncle B]

Paris Hilton’s Trash hits EBay

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Here are some items that were found in Paris Hilton's trash and now being auctioned off by these guys over at HollywoodStarTrash.

A list of some of the more interesting items.





Drug prescription made out to Paris Hilton - (1 of 2)
Drug prescription made out to Paris Hilton - (2 of 2)
Floss - Used
Initialed pillow case - Embroidered with PH initials
Birth control packet - Empty
Polaroid of Paris Hilton and friend - Signed Paris
Hello Kitty dog toy bone - Chewed!
Rainbow belt with $88.00 price tag still attached - Size XS
Cigarette Butt
B&W Photographic proof of Paris Hilton
One short platinum blond hair extension - With clip




Current Bid: US $1,500,501.00

Can of organic gourmet dog food - Empty (Current eBay auction HERE)



4 blue Hello Kitty towels - Used
Kodak picture of party people
Plane ticket stub for Hawaii - Under Paris Hilton's name
Receipt for $6,106.17 for Lisa Kline
Various fan mail - Envelopes addressed to Paris
Imitation diamond studded letters that spell out PARIS
2 Coke cans - Empty
2 Sprite cans - Empty
Fancy Feast cat food can - Empty
2GB memory card - In opened package


(Auction HERE)

Facial cotton pads - Smeared with make-up
Q-Tips - Smeared with make-up

Empty DVD cases - Included are: 2 Kim Kardashian Celebrity Sex Tape Scandal and Paris' own Bottoms Up





(Auction HERE)


Travel-size Degree deodorant - Used
Cigarette butt
Alka Seltzer packet - Empty
Bottle of prescription pills - 4 pills (Only the labeled bottel will be sold, pills will not be sold for legal reasons)
39 Envelopes (USPS/FedEx) mailed to Paris Hilton Century Regional Detention Facility - Booking #9818783 (Including one mailed by Star magazine)
2 Fragments of photograph - Marijuana Leaf purse



Photocopy of In Touch magazine dated 10/3/05 about Stavros and Mary-Kate Olsen - Date circled in pen

Fan mail
"Best Friend" Silver charm
1 Coke can
Fan mail from NY petty officer


Fan mail from Japan



2 Small boxes of curio cereal: "Cheery-Ho" and Porn Flakes"
Beverly Hills Cab receipt for "Jason" to Paris' address for $22.95
Aromatherapy Hangover Remedy scent inhaler packet - Open/Empty
4 Sominex pills
Classic Ear ear plug in box




Used Makeup - (Auction HERE)

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[Uncle B]

She seems to be recovering nicely...

[Uncle B]

Paris Hilton, tanning her crotch in Hawaii....







She's all class, that Paris is...

[Bostongambler]

Little different than her jail cell

[Uncle B]

She should get locked up more often....I wear, she looks better to me the last few weeks, than she has in a long, lngtime...



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[honeymelon]

[Uncle B]

she's definitely looking better these days...That Entourage dude must be a good influence.

[honeymelon]