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golfman · 01-04-2002, 07:02 PM

I am looking for players to come on board to play at one of the above advertised books. I recently was in an accident that prevents me from doing my previous job. I have been a player for years and am going to sign up player for this book in its affiliation program. If you have any questions you can reach me at ***************.

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this ranks right up there will the alltime stupidest

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teemu12 · 01-04-2002, 07:26 PM

What makes this post even more amusing is that this guy thought it would actually work.

golfman · 01-04-2002, 07:34 PM

why would you call this stupid. because i got hurt or because i am still trying to pay bills.

buckeye · 01-04-2002, 07:50 PM

Email Herman Kipling.
Word has it he has another 11 dimes to give away since it worked out so well last time. Will u be giving MW a referral bonus?

The Major · 01-04-2002, 07:53 PM

because you got hurt.

golfman · 01-04-2002, 07:58 PM

I do not know this kippling person, however i am going to sign up a lot of new customers and make sure they are taken care of. If anyone wants to get on my sheet than please let me know. thanks

buddyboy · 01-04-2002, 08:24 PM

golfman,

think about what you just did.

Major gets paid by these books to run ads on this site and generate players for them.

You come on here and try to get these same players to sign up thru you so you can get a commish.

If that happened then the book would get screwed by paying for the same player twice. (the major for ads, and you a commish)

You may need the money, but please use better judgement before thinking that you hit a goldmine.

golfman · 01-04-2002, 08:41 PM

I obviously wasnt thinking this through. But I am going to sign up players and treat them the way they should be treated. If anyone knows of other ways to generate new accounts please let me know. thanks

porky pig · 01-04-2002, 08:46 PM

not even iM crazy enough to write something like this.major this is (C-NOTE)YOU CANT BLAME ME FOR THIS.

buddyboy · 01-04-2002, 09:01 PM

there are lots of ways, the more creative you are the more money you will make.

rule number 1, do not step on the ads that they are already running.

The book pays you a commish for finding NEW places to get players.

you will need to check with the book before you try anything crazy

try some of these ideas (after checking with the book)

Print up business cards that promote the book, 800# and your referal code. leave a small stack on every pay phone and urinal at the next sporting event you go to, plus leave them on tables and urinals at every sportsbar in town [img]smile.gif[/img] be careful and have fun!

If you live in a college town, send a case of beer and a promo letter to every fraternity house (NCAA will love that)

Don't forget Bingo halls and Vegas Nights... they all have bullitan boards

DO NOT go to vegas and leave promo material on a casino property, you'll cause more problems than it's worth and the book your promoting will know it's you because of your referral code.

have fun, be safe!