Newly Discovered Gold

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How hot does it get?

[Minnow]

Over the garden gate..

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Truly, a multi talented man.

[Buck Swope]

jj is the worlds greatest poster when he keeps his shit in check

[kris]

Some of these names are actually nicknames and some are from other floral and garden forums. I can assure you I am as straight as they come when talking about normalcy. I do not drink, do drugs or gamble. I am a flower junkie!!!

OMG, THIS IS FUNNY!!

I love meeting new people and I hope you will be attending our big bash. I will have flowers on flatbeds by Sportman Trucking from Conn.

Unbelievable, where does this guy come up with this shit!!

[kris]

Lets get planting!!!

LOL, this shxt is freaking funny. This cant be jj, no way!

[stevo]

I am searching Stamp BB's and another board I'm sure he will show up on. It deals in the collection of old light bulbs.

[Buck Swope]

jjgold Posted: May 6 2004, 12:40 PM


Gardener


Group: Members
Posts: 5
Member No.: 506
Joined: 6-May 04



I like to write poems about fig trees and apple trees and being of Italian Decent most of us like figs and apples.

'Flowers are appearing on the earth,
The season of glad songs has come,
the cooing of the turtledove is heard in our land.
The fig tree is forming its first figs
and the blossoming vines give out their fragrance.
Come then, my beloved,
my lovely one, come.

[Minnow]

Wow.. I had no idea jj was a poet! [img]i/expressions/rose.gif[/img]

[jjdman]

that is so frikkin funny

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Author Post
JJ Gold Thu May 06 2004, 11:24AM


Registered Member #11
Joined Thu May 06 2004, 11:13AM
posts 1
hey guy I found your forum while searching for pictures of lyle lovette the guy that used to tap julia roberts. I know she has a horse face but she looked good playing the hooker in that movie with that guy from the dolly llama. I was looking for pictures of lovette because he has a nice clean full look on his hair and I wanted to see what that would look like on me well it looked good and I may try to get surgery to get his hair.

My question is I noticed that you guys are in texas let me know how hot it gets there. I know a guy named reno he is real sharp and has a programmer partner and he lives in texas. I want to know about the heat because if the hair doctor doesnt come through I will be looking for another place to live and this time I will choose a place where the glue doesnt melt and get in my eyes. My question is does it get hot enough in texas to melt hair glue? Dont laugh this is important. I am a street guy from new jersey and I have respect from a crew of high school kids and also the local sharp players.

Real nice site you have hear and thank you for your help with my questions.

[AnotherBadBeat]

Whoever is doing these JJgold Impersonations , send me a PM , because I have a couple of Funny Sites to turn you on too .... if I don't recieve any PMs , Im do it myself ......


abb

[Minnow]

the weightlifting forum (banned) and the florist board are not faux gold, as I received the links directly from the horse's.. whatever.

[AnotherBadBeat]

Hey , I may be wrong ................. I haven't recieved any PMs yet , and Im sure IF someone other than Gold wrote that , they would have most definately been reviewing their work and saw my plea ...... We'll see .....



abb

Looks like it may be on the level

[Minnow]

I can't believe jj was banned from the blossom cart, especialy after this cheery hello, and that lovely ode to figs and other earthy stuff. If you are looking for this it has been deleted. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hi ladies and gentlemen. I spend a lot of time here and as an advid outdoorsmen very valuable info here. I am a professional gardener in the Virginia area. My strenghts are re creating seeds and doing amazing things with them and having an unreal blossum display. The key is to mix certain seeds but as you are all aware must be from the same region of the country.

I will be having a social in the summer and all will be invited. Some of the posters attending are:


Stevo (the Arizona Flower Bell) I love his work

Sporto ( She is an advid crop grower and has an amazing display of flours at her home in Bridgeport.


ABB ( A sweet girl from the south I met through the board and we have exchanged so many seeds it is not even funny.

Minnow (From Seattle and the woman has to battle climates which hinders her seeds.

Bucky (Her real name is Becky and have actually met her at numerous garden socials.

Oddessa ( She is sooooo cute and owns a few florists in Battery Park.)



It sometimes is awkard being so involved in this field which mainly is dominated by women. Being a man it is hard to get breaks when I enter flower shows and I know I have great displays.

Although working with mostly women is so rewarding and I have met so many wonderful strong and talented woman on these forums and traveling across The USA.

I will have a floral display this Saturday at Phila Park (Pensy) if anyone is interested in in seeing my show and others from around the area. This one guy named Hollis Bull will be there and is pretty famous from The Trenton area. I would love to meet some of you.

Getting back to my party in the summer it will be great and I encourage all to come if free. I had one last year and had 48 peope attend. We had a real nice time and so many wonderful and talented people attended. We actually have The Major attending from Canada. I think you know him as Rusty Clipper. This is the guy that one so many floral awards last year in Toronto. He also is going to pick up the tab for the food and liquor. A real nice guy and well known also in San Francisco flower district.

We are going to have more of a southern type menu for food. I ma sure you all like grits, some of the other itmes will be Savory Southern Beef Stew prepared by Bostonian Gam, skillet corn by Altice, corn bread prepared by our own Actuary and finally the desert Shoofly pie baked by the sweetie MJulian.

All sorts of displays will be presented and we will have our very own flower show with three winners getting $400 gift certificates to Pinnacle.

Come with a partner or don't forget lads and gents there will be plenty of singles their aslo looking to meet. Hey you never know!!! I met my Big Boy Danny there and we have been happy every since.

I look forward to posting here and exchanging ideas and a signup sheet (thread) I will start to see if you might attend this summer.

Lets get planting!!!

[stevo]

I think you know him as Rusty Clipper.

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[Billism]

Hey,

Found this site by looking at the logs of the forum "JJ Gold" posted to, and I found this site.

I replied to it:
http://www.billism.com/forum_viewtopic.php?2.18

Still a funny prick.....I'll give him that. Now if he will only GIVE me half of the 8K he lost TODAY !!