Dont F**k with Denise Richards

[TheVig]

I just read the 17 page deposition on Denise Richards allegations about Charlie Sheen. She *****ing buried this guy!!!! Drugs, Gambling, Gay porn.......Check it out if your bored. www.thesmokinggun.com

[Mr Negative]

I read it yesterday, very funny.

Don't forget........

kiddie porn
online sex partner clubs (where he posts pictures of his erect cock)

[The Doctor]

Divorce lawyers are fukkin' brutal. Total guerrilla warfare.

[Oddessa]

link?

[imported_vega]

I just read it. That's low, but we all knew the guy was a piece of shit anyway

[The Doctor]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Oddessa

link?</end quote></div>

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0421061sheen1.html

[Oddessa]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>And, when she was about to give birth to their second child via a C-section, Sheen's attention was "diverted to his pager for the results of his betting." </end quote></div>

I have changed my life a ton over the past 3 years, but must admit almost 2 years ago I was juggling the UFC and my wife's delivery. There were 2 last minute replacements in the last 16 hrs b4 the event started......if I neglected my work, I wouldnt have been able to feed them.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

[The Doctor]

Oddessa - that's very different. You make make your living that way and sometimes you can't control the timing of business. Sheen's obviously just an addict who can't control his gambling habit (among others).

[Borat Sagdiyev]

What a self serving diabolical b.i.t.c h.She knew what she was getting into. This cycle gets repeated daily in courts all over this country. In Kazakhstan I accidentaly shot my 4th wife because I mistake her for a bear.No problems from authorities.Here man is not man.Man is mouse with the way these courts can pass judgements. He may sound like dick to some but me, I feel sorry for.

[Bostongambler]

I feel sorry for your 4th wife that looked like a Bear.


She must be very hairy---- And smell like a wet dog.

gl

[Borat Sagdiyev]

Mr bostongambler please do not call her smells like a wet dog. You didnt even know her. That is very rude of you. She was hairy though.

[Bostongambler]

Well then how does one refer to a deceased hairy Bear like woman.

Esp. if she smells like a wet dog?

[sick gambler]

this line was funny

when she was about to give birth to their second child via a C-section, Sheen's attention was "diverted to his pager for the results of his betting."

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no way i can read the 17 page thing because my attention span is 1 out of 100, yet this part was really funny, man, this guy was one compulsive gambler.. i swear, it sounds like something i would do too, and still do everyday.. man, i bring my scores to the gym, and after every set, i check my scores... in a 1.5 hr workout, i would check my scores about 28 times.. i hate it.. but hey, it's an addiction.

[Borat Sagdiyev]

I don't know Mr Bostongambler. How about, Yeti like. That would be more polite.
Sick forget it. If you had a wife, you would be screwed.She would say in the report "masturbates so much that it interferes with his parental duties. Maybe 6-7 times every day."

[surfin joe]

Yikes.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

Divorce lawyers are like PI or Criminal Defense lawyers. Almost all of them don't want to stand in line to get to Hell... they want to go straight there. My first PI lawyer was the f**king Antichrist. The one after him was also a cocksucker. Finally I landed on a good one, he probably represents about .01% of PI lawyers.

[stevo]

I accidentaly shot my 4th wife because I mistake her for a bear.No problems from authorities.

If you are famous no problems here either Borat. With you being the 6th most famous man in Kazakhstan you probably got preferential treatment.

After all our vice president just shot a guy in the face because shoving the quail under a bush and pointing the bush out was a bit much for him to handle.

[jjgold]

Got to love Charlie

I like guys into everything, open mined types

[(sportman)]

open MINED..You stupid prick

[Uncle B]

Man, she is still accusing Sheen of all sorts of sick shit....Now she's saying he's molesting their 2 daughters during visitations...

Actor CHARLIE SHEEN has furiously denied a "vile" allegation from his ex-wife DENISE RICHARDS that he molested their two young daughters.

Richards' lawyer Neal Hersh called an emergency hearing in Los Angeles last week (21Jul08) to review "serious issues" in the actor's home that it was said could be damaging to the couple's kids.

The New York Post's gossip column PageSix has now reported that Richards had made an allegation of child abuse.

According to the publication, Richards screened videos of their children Sam and Lola during the hearing apparently acting in strange and disturbing ways.

But Sheen's lawyers - who succeeded in getting the "evidence" dismissed - presented their own videos of the girls acting normally at the actor's house.

A source tells the newspaper, "Denise's accusations were vile.

"She was basically trying to say Charlie (manipulated) the kids and acted inappropriately with them. It's disgusting and totally untrue. Charlie is furious - Denise has really pushed it too far this time."

The insider further claims Richards took the case to court to boost ratings for her flagging reality TV show It's Complicated.

The source adds, "She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny.

"She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge's chambers - which wasn't allowed. It's ridiculous."

Representatives for both Sheen and Richards have refused to comment on the report.