Borat Has Sexytime Explosion!

[Borat Sagdiyev]

Hi. Sorry I have not made posts here too much. I get made when everyone makes attack. Please let this ferment here for little while for responses. Thank you. And next time I post more about sports and less about liquid explosions.
Borat Has Sexytime Explosion!

Jagshemash! It's me, Borat. HI! I am make-up preparation. I the number two television journalist in Kazakhstan. My other professions: ice maker and gypsy catcher. HIGH FIVE! [Makes high five motion.] You will not escape, Borat will get you. [Makes fist.] Call Kazakhstan-2417 for guarantee removal. It is no surprise that I have been select to host this year's MTV Europe Music Awards, which will be locate in Portugal. I apologize that I absent for make this announcement today but I have a visa delay due to sex crime misunderstanding.


Since it was launch one year ago, MTV is still my country's number one soft porno channel. I very much enjoy make hand relief to the singing prositutes. NICE. I look forward to meeting biggest stars in popular music. Terence Trent D'Arby. C&C Music Manufacturing Plant. And also world's most beautiful woman. Liza Minnelli. Wawaweewaa! I would very much like to make romance inside her. Since I have been give this job, I have also receive a letter from a lady called Victoria Beckhams. I do not know who you are but if you are watching this then my answer is "Yes, you may appear on the show in return for fellatio." Thank-you and I see you in lesbian. I like you. Jendobrie! [Air blows up his lap.]
I still don't have video clips from last night's MTV Europe Music Awards, so please IM or email me if you've got any! So far, we've learned that Borat hangs from the ceiling and gets a super wedgie, has dancers from Kazakhstan up on stage and Borat wears a very revealing yellow unitard. Wawaweewaa! Meanwhile, download the Borat promo commercial for the EMAs (wmv). More Borat at the 2005 MTV Europe Music Awards pictures (4x) after the jump.

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[The Major]

borat, they were talking about you across the pond today.

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[leoj2002]

too bad they cancelled your show in Canada on comedy network.... ALI G

[OMAR]

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/conten...ta_talk_radosh

they want to sue him??


"Roman Vassilenko, the press secretary for the Embassy of Kazakhstan, wants to clear up a few misconceptions about his country. Women are not kept in cages. The national sport is not shooting a dog and then having a party. You cannot earn a living being a Gypsy catcher. Wine is not made from fermented horse urine. It is not customary for a man to grab another man’s khrum. “Khrum” is not the word for testicles."