Alligator shoes

Zeratul · 10-07-2005, 10:55 PM

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, 'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!'

The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!'

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, 'Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!'

10-07-2005, 10:59 PM

Uconn-7 over here

kris · 10-07-2005, 11:48 PM

Sport,

May have an orange please? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

The Doctor · 10-07-2005, 11:52 PM

UConn wins easy. Syracuse has perhaps the worst offense in Div. I.

10-07-2005, 11:54 PM

I agree Doc

The Doctor · 10-07-2005, 11:58 PM

The new coach at Syracuse has a bunch of guys recruited to run a modified option trying to run the West Coast offense and they are failing badly. Take away their blowout of Buffalo and their offensive numbers are beyond horrible. Syracuse's only shot will be to create turnovers and score on short fields.

Yzerman#19 · 10-08-2005, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by: sportman
Uconn-7 over here

YOU need Uconn? would have thought the other way [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

10-08-2005, 12:05 AM

My scheme backfired.

Bostongambler · 10-08-2005, 01:41 AM

From ages 18-22 I think I had tuna for lunch everyday.

George D · 10-08-2005, 04:32 AM

I had UConn because of their D and The Syracuse sucks offense sooooo bad, especially the QB's.

Where The Assholeuary to wine to the mods to get this joke thread shoved into the War room or the Canteen?

Yzerman#19 · 10-08-2005, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by: sportman
My scheme backfired.

worked out in the end sporto [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]