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Old 08-04-2005, 06:20 AM
Champ Kind Champ Kind is offline
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Mike Tyson turns Porn star; To Film Porn with Jenna Jameson
By tonight.co.za (Aug 3, 2005)
Jenna Jameson
A World heavyweight champ turns porn star
August 3, 2005

Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson. The former boxing World Heavyweight Champion claims he is desperate for cash, after being hit with a tax bill for several million dollars, and a porn career is a tempting offer.

The disgraced pugilist, who retired from boxing last month, was approached by Jenna's representatives to star as her partner in the X-rated movie.

He is quoted by Britain's Zoo magazine as saying: "I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry
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"I need the money up front."

Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood. (*See Link Below for Naked Picture of Mike Tyson)

He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long.

"If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."

http://www.doghouseboxing.com/Chee/Chee0803a05.htm
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Old 08-04-2005, 06:44 AM
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I just threw up in my mouth![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
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Old 08-04-2005, 07:59 AM
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I just threw up in my mouth![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Same here[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
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Old 08-04-2005, 12:17 PM
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Maybe he'll beat the shit out of her? They better have the tranquilizer gun ready.
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Old 08-04-2005, 12:51 PM
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Perhaps Jenna should look to purchasing some high quality ear muffs for the shoot.
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Old 08-04-2005, 01:57 PM
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Hey a guy's gotta make a living.

I just hope he doesn't bite her clit off.
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Old 08-04-2005, 03:02 PM
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I think Mike has finally found his niche in life.
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Old 08-04-2005, 03:26 PM
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I just threw up in my mouth![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Agreed. I guess Jenna is hard up for cash as well.

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Old 08-04-2005, 03:29 PM
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tyson in a porn movie, it's no big thing.
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Old 08-05-2005, 06:17 AM
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So here is the final scene:

Mike has Jenna in the doggie position, when suddenly, he leans over and bites off half of her ear like DeNiro in Cape Fear.

It becomes the top-selling adult film of all time.
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Old 08-05-2005, 11:08 AM
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porn is one of the few dramatic arts tyson could prosper in, provided he doesn't say much

his voice is not viewer friendly
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Old 08-05-2005, 02:49 PM
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When Iron Mike was down to his last million… he should hv invested into a few ATMs. I hear they’re quite profitable [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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Old 08-05-2005, 04:56 PM
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jenna is loaded
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:36 PM
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Do you guys realize how much $$ he could make?

It would sell like crazy.
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:37 PM
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I'd buy it...
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:58 PM
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Austin Powers: This sort of thing ain't my bag baby!
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Old 08-05-2005, 10:51 PM
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Wasn't she retired? She must be making a cumback because I thought she only did lesbo scenes these days.
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Old 08-05-2005, 11:08 PM
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fellow Bridgeport CT, Deserai Washington has confirmed his 14 ft member.
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Old 08-05-2005, 11:40 PM
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fellow Bridgeport CT, Deserai Washington has confirmed his 14 ft member.
LOL! It's a wonder he doesn't stoop when he walks! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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