Dell Dude's OFFICIAL Cwissy Cool Cat walkoff thread

[Dell Dude]

No time to write a speech. This thread will document my 2009 six figure walkoff and be used to grade my Matchcrook x-bet. Go.

Carib - 5 team Tom Delay

Duncan -4 -115 2nd
Duncan over 94 2nd

$64 to win TBD

[Dell Dude]

-1

[Dell Dude]

fuckyouduncan

[Dell Dude]

Even though I have coin left, taking a break next few days to get my mind right. This was a free shot. Next won will be my own money. Thread Tom Delayed. fuckyouduncan.

[Dell Dude]

Take this time to go over what does and does not constitute a walkoff. Frist, straight putts do not count. For instance, if I bet let's say $100 on the Lyons to win the Supperbowl @ 1000-1 and they do, I win $100,000 but I don't win my Cwissy x-bet. Go.

[Dell Dude]

Multiple and simultaneous book suicide parlays qualify if total payout is 100 dimes as long as each have a minimum of 5 bets with 20-1 in common. Example: IDENTITY 8 teamers at Carib and Wsexy. 76k and 63k. 139k. Winner.

[Dell Dude]

I must win at least $100,000 in addition to steak. So $100 bet and returned $100,000, no. Returned $100,100, yes.

[Dell Dude]

Walkoff parlay must be *final* befour Jan 1, 2010. So can't bet New Year's Day Bowl games. Won't count.

[Dell Dude]

Originally Posted by Dell Dude

Multiple and simultaneous book suicide parlays qualify if total payout is 100 dimes as long as each have a minimum of 5 bets with 20-1 in common. Example: IDENTITY 8 teamers at Carib and Wsexy. 76k and 63k. 139k. Winner.

Likewise, multiple parlays same book with same 5 and 20-1 qualify. This would be a crooked ass suicide parlay which I like to bet during football season. Fuck you, Big Ben.

[Mr Falcone]

Well fuck me as well since ya in the mood...LMAO

Best of luck Dell will be pulling for ya

[Dell Dude]

Doctor Phil and tube mill qualify even though both violate the rules above. I consider these to be progressive and rolling parlays, respectively. They count. Next too posts, I will explain why. Go.

[Dell Dude]

Doctor Phil is a multi if-win bet. Tigers -125 (fuck you). If that wins, Duncan -3 (fuck you). If that wins, 3 team parlay. If that wins, Hockeytown -345. So on and so forth. The original bet can be straight or parlay. The if wins can be straight or parlay. No limit how far you can go. To qualify as Doctor Phil, has to be at least 2 if wins. Otherwise, it's a Tiger Woods. Tigers do not qualify unless the original or if-win qualifies by itself.

The rule Doctor Phil violates is no straight putts. Actually, now that I think of it, it also violates the 5 and 20-1. There can be straight putts in a Doctor Phil and parlays of lesser value than 5 and 20-1. But. Like I said, I consider the total package to be won parlay. So to calculate if it qualifies, subtract total bet amount from total payout. Over $100,000, winner.

[Dell Dude]

Tube Mill. This violates the rule that multiple parlays must share 5 and 20-1. I can set the tube mill at any #, but 90% of the time I will set it at 5 teamers. Go any higher, two hard to hit. Go lower, not enough payout power. So we will assume 5 team tube mill four this example.

Tube mill is a rolling open parlay. Bet 1 where 1 represents a specific bet. That wins, bet 12 and 2. Wins, bet 123, 23 and 3. Then 1234, 234, 34 and 4. Finally, 12345, 2345, 345, 45, 5. At this point, if I have gone 5-0, the tube mill is set up to win a 5 team parlay every win until I lose. Yet, none of these parlays share 5 bets. Doesn't matter. Counts. Total payouts minus total steak.

I have thought this threw. Good and plenty time on my hands being unployed and broke, busted, disgusted. Should be zero controversy or protest on the grading.

[Dell Dude]

That means of course open parlays aka Tom Delays defly count.

[Dell Dude]

That should cover everything.

[Dell Dude]

Check that. On Doctor Phil, you divide original steak from total sum payouts. 20-1 minny. Tube mill, divide total sum steaks on NEW coin all bets on total sum payouts. After 5-0, don't count the amount I won as new steak cept the outstanding steak left after I lose. Hard to explain, but eventually I am no longer even risking new money. Just paying four the next bet with a portion of the previous bet. But when I finally lose, then those amounts still pending reduce my betting profit. The rest already fear factored in. None of this will matter. I will remove any doubt or need of a spreadsheet when I take this shitt all the way to Hell, Michigan...

[Pancho Sanza]

No one wants that nickel at +300

[Dell Dude]

I'll be gunning four a quarter pounder million. While I build my bankroll in preparation, Wheel of Fortune suicide parlay. Doesn't qualify. Song lyric. 11 words. 19 letters. Every win reveals all of a letter until solved. Loss ends it. No context. Go luck.

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Pee Wade +6
Jim Leyland +132

[Dell Dude]

5 Dimes has 250k suicide parlay caps. They take open parlays. They pay -110 odds on parlays. Good. Good. Good. But they have a stupid rule you have to bet half of the open parlay at the start. Bad. Bad. Bad. Tube mill OTB. Tom Delays severely constrained. Would either have to do a regular walkoff parlay or a 10 team Delay with a regular 5 team opener. Since I always frontload Tom Delays with plus money, that would require me to cover the walkoff with a regular 5 teamer same. No fucking way I go 5-0 (50-1) and leave myself with $0 and 5 open spots. Lmfao. Uh uh. Would fucking make sure I already have at least $10,000 safely in the clubhouse. I know what I'm doing. I'm a trained expert on suicide parlays. I can easily adapt to each book's rules and regs to maximize my chances and coin...