Dell Dude's OFFICIAL Cwissy Cool Cat walkoff thread

[Dell Dude]

Northwestern is my numba won in Dr. Phil. If I get Fakers, instead of $25 guaranteed for 1-0, now I am guaranteed $239 and it adds from there every additional win. Deposit was only $100. +139 off deposit and garbage time next seven straight putts to keep adding...

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Clippers vs Warriors (2nd Half) 11:58 pm Warriors -5.5 -110

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Spurs vs T-Blazers (2nd Half) 11:58 pm T-Blazers +1.5 -110

Going to lose Fakers most likely anyway. Need them and Golden Showers. Jail Blazers free shot. And of course need Northwestern. 2-0. Going to need 5-0. 6-0 would be bonus. Fuck you, Kobe.

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Roll the improbable Nadia six, $588 Michael Cash bankroll and seven, seven, consecutive Dr Phil straight putts to continue adding and adding and adding...

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4-1, $0.

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Originally Posted by Dell Dude

Clippers vs Warriors (2nd Half) 11:58 pm Warriors -5.5 -110

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magic -7/5 1st half
boyse st over 51
fakers -10
blazers +1.5 2nd half

WWWW.

Golden State loses by 40 second half. Loss. $0.

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That's only an 80% bust, Dell. Not even close to your all-time record.


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1. Northwestern +16
2. Missigan -5.5
3. Wishconsin -9.5 (bought point)

4. Tressel +180
5. Waspington +180

6. Jerry Western Michigan +20.5
7. Mentally Ill in Noise +7

8. Naive-y +13

9. Teboy -35
10. Teboy over 48

11. Airizona -33
12. Airizona over 58

[Dell Dude]

Rest, pos no chance toilet paper bankroll sux teamer. That's a college football lottery ticket. These are the meat and potatoes twelve. No double or nothings. Start banking after bet won. Need to get to Tressel. That gives me $180 and free shot at a couple dog day moneylines. Would have been $700 free shot if I won golden state.

West mich and illy are garbage time. I get them, then I have a chance to go all 12-0 Nadia. Notice last four bets. Carib let's me bet correlated football parlays. Have to make Hector pay for this. Total lack of respect. That's like throwing me nothing but fastballs down the middle. Florida and over especially a joke. Over 90% chance I win both if I get Florida -35.

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Sack endzone. Northwestern touch. Stanzi down. Stay down you motherfucker. Nobody backdoors me like you did last Saturday and gets away with it.

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Fucking Michigan State. Had a Clint Eastwood moment. Forgot if I put them #6 or #7. #6. I wan't feeling lucky. Punk. That'll cost me close to a dime if I win everything else. Illinois winner at seven.

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Come on Jerry Western. Gimme impossible backdoor. 5-0 would set up a ten dimes Happy Gilbert Ending attempt...

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If Spartans weren't such a POS team, would have layed points. How do you lay 20.5 with these losers? Especially in a game that has zero apparent motivation. Fuckers. Going to win a blowout.

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Well, any hope for a Walkoff Saturday is dead. Now it's just a matter of pushing it, push push pushing it real good for the National Football Lottery twomorrow...

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