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Old 04-29-2009, 05:49 PM
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This thread only proves one thing: Dell has lost it
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Old 04-29-2009, 08:32 PM
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I can reach $250,000 with as little as $100 bet. I would want to cover it with a $500 Big Shot, though. So I am going to need close to a dime to gain permission to launch...
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:28 PM
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Tigers.
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:37 PM
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delldude give me some winners you piece of shit, Im down 10 units in less than 2 days, all stemming fom those shit fuck nats blowing 8 runs worth of a lead
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:27 PM
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I'll be gunning four a quarter pounder million. While I build my bankroll in preparation, Wheel of Fortune suicide parlay. Doesn't qualify. Song lyric. 11 words. 19 letters. Every win reveals all of a letter until solved. Loss ends it. No context. Go luck.

_ _ , _ _ _ , _ _ _ ' _ , _ _ _ , _ _ , _ _ _ _ _

_ _ _ _ , _ _ _ _ , _ _ _ _ _ , _ _ _ , _ _ _ _ !

Pee Wade +6
Jim Leyland +132
Answer to puzzle:

IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY
TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME!
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:45 PM
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Lightbulb Doctor Phil counsels mofome
This is an advanced suicide parlay, not four beginners. Betting a mofome with a Doctor Phil. No time to explain. Just assume if I go 9-0, Doctor Phil will Phil good as mofome gives him a hand job. mofome is in honour of the wigger thug poster at eog btw.

mo:

Jays +115
Jays over 9.5 -125
Paul Pierce +135

fo:

Josh Becket -1.5 +140
Fixers -5.5
Jailblazers +5

me:

Paul Pierce over 199.5
Fixers under 184.5
Jailblazers under 179.5
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:53 PM
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Pierce actually +145 and over 195.5. Extremely diff-i-cult to post a DD suicide parlay thread with eye phone. mofome normally doesn't qualify as walkoff but when combined with Doctor Phil, yes. Alas, though, not even close to 100k so no winner even with 9-0. Go.
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:23 PM
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:49 PM
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Somewon give me a Carib transfer or a won way ticket to Mexico. Either suicide or swine parlay. I don't give a shitt either or.
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Old 05-02-2009, 11:16 PM
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Old 05-03-2009, 12:38 AM
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Gee, what a shame. I was so certain that this thread would have such a different outcome. Dell Dipshit winning a couple of hundred thousand dollars off of a $9 deposit, then being completely humble, paying back every one he stiffed and scammed over the years, and living happily ever after. I almost can't believe that didn't happen.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:05 PM
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Slye weren't you the one that blew the whistle on Delly double dipping into tax payers unemployment funds

i'm surprised no one got excited over dell revealing his ass to the peanut gallery
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:56 AM
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I'm basically done indefinitely. Only question is if or when I ever go on the Creditwagering stiff page. I've paid these crooks $500 so far unanswered. Only down another ate hundred or so so. Bettor than Betting Profits. Hopefully, I right the ship befour football season. Have come up with a Dell Day Afternoon contest to compete against Indio's Dog Gay farce. May not have the coin to participate. This would wipe out his stupid contest.

And yes, that is my ass. Accidentally sent it to SIA customer service. Meant to forward my betting slip email but hit reply instead. Got a message back saying my email was innapropriate and vulgar. Oh well.
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:00 PM
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Butt Is It Art? I hope panchi fwded this discarded thing of beauty to the state of mihigan unemployment ande to bradni from windser


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Old 05-06-2009, 09:20 PM
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I will make won more Cwissy xbet stipulation. Walkoff MUST be posted in this thread befour bet(s) go(es) off and MUST be posted IN FULL. 100% transfatparency. That plus the screencap plus the book certifying it as real. I am depositing to Matchcrook next. All you can fucking eat even money on the no four any hungry asshole no pun posters. If I win, I'm getting laser hair removal...
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:09 PM
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If Tigertown wins twonight, I make my thread débutante attempt at $100,000 twomorrow. $50 10-team Tom Delay. Will need 2000-1.
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:11 AM
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Well, I'm still going four 100 dimes walkoff. But I will now need 8000-1. $12.50 Tom ten Delay teamer.
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:21 AM
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That means probably 10-0 and all ten dog moneylines or fave run/puck lines. Obviously, I will be shadow betting these straight. 9-0 (7500-1) and then 0-1 on a -1000 chalk. $0? My tag line would come true if that happened.
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