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Old 02-01-2009, 05:49 PM
littleogre littleogre is offline
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Default eat more beans you just might save a life

Ok just watched an old episode of mansers. A fart has basically the same chemical make up as the air we exhale. It just has a lower concentration of oxygen. If you eat enough beans it will increase the oxygen to 15 percent. So now when you come across some smelly person that needs cpr atleast you don't have to abandon them. lol
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:21 PM
Bostongambler Bostongambler is offline
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"Beans Beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot"

"Beans Beans they're good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart"
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:29 PM
SlipperyPete SlipperyPete is offline
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So basically if you ever have to perform CPR on a person other than a hot babe you can just..... (I dont think I have to spell it out, do I)
Stats are like girls in bikinis. They reveal a lot but not everything.
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Old 02-02-2009, 02:34 AM
littleogre littleogre is offline
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according to science yes you can.
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Old 02-02-2009, 08:16 AM
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the more you eat, the better you feel
so eat beans for every meal !!!
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