Dell Dude Suicide Parlay Thread - Carib gives DD a Suicide Sunday second chance at Level One!!! - Page 6

CompaqDork · 09-08-2003, 10:44 PM

Get back in the unemployment line you bum

Dell Dude · 09-08-2003, 11:35 PM

Still waiting for the cancellation. If it gets to 8:30 with no response or action, I'll call. The nightmare scenario is not the game going OVER but the Eagles not covering. I can handle that. The worst thing is if the fav and OVER covers and they cancel my bet 30 seconds before the game goes off and I end up winning nothing.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

Dell Dude · 09-08-2003, 11:59 PM

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Carib "in da second chance suicide club"

Eagles -3 even
Over 36.5

$220.00 to win $620.00

Dell Dude · 09-09-2003, 12:18 AM

If this night goes perfectly, the Eagles will cover in a blowout that goes OVER in the first half then I can switch to For Love or Money and see that PHUCKING BITCH Erin get dumped by Whiskey Wade!

If this shit's gonna happen. I'll be back at halftime...

Dell Dude · 09-09-2003, 03:29 AM

In my entire life I have only won two championships. One was when I was eight in a 65 pound freestyle wrestling tournament. The other was my dramatic walkoff 400 plus feet grandslam homerun that won the 1980 Midget League Championship. I have a sort of Dell Dude trophy case/shrine where I keep momentos of both key events in my life.

For the wrestling title I have the chart that chronicles my asskickings of the other 5 kids, the 1st place medal I received, and a blown up picture of me on the top step of the stand with the other two losers looking sad below me. For the baseball championship I have my complete uniform from the cap to the jersey, the pants, the socks and the cleats. I have a blown up team picture as well as an individual one of myself and the trophy. And I also have the ball I hit my homerun with autographed by everyone on my team as well as my then 12-year old girlfriend xristyna. Unfortunately I never did get a picture of her before she moved away suddenly the fall of that same year. The last thing I have is the 30 inch Louisville slugger wooden baseball bat from the '80 game. My last swing from that precious piece of tree was my walkoffer.

...until tonight.

With another NFL fav and OVER going down the toilet at halftime I switched over to the finale of For Love or Money. I knew it wouldn't win me $800 but I wanted to salvage the night by seeing the PHUCKING KUNT BITCH Erin get her heart broken just like Rob did when she chose the million dollars over him.

When Chad chose her over the money, I finally broke. I can only take so many badbeats. I'm only human. That was the last straw. I calmly and deliberately walked to the trphy case, opened it up, removed the bat, walked back to the television and UNLOADED on that PHUCKING KUNT BITCH, not just once or twice, or even three or four times, but about a dozen. Needless to say the TV is no more and the bat is damaged beyond repair.

Thread OVER. I have nothing more to say here. Out.

TheSportsPredictor.com · 09-09-2003, 01:46 PM

Calling Bucs +3.

Yzerman#19 · 09-09-2003, 03:11 PM

<< Calling Bucs +3. >>

LOL

midnight · 09-09-2003, 10:32 PM

<< When Chad chose her over the money, I finally broke. I can only take so many badbeats. I'm only human. That was the last straw. I calmly and deliberately walked to the trphy case, opened it up, removed the bat, walked back to the television and UNLOADED on that PHUCKING KUNT BITCH, not just once or twice, or even three or four times, but about a dozen. Needless to say the TV is no more and the bat is damaged beyond repair.
>>

Suurrrrrrrrrrrrrre you did.