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Old 06-28-2003, 03:07 PM
Caitlyn Cwissy Caitlyn Cwissy is offline
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Default Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo Mrs. Robinson: Dell Dude poised to become the Joe Dimmagio of overdraft suicide bettors!

On June 3rd in the Year of our Lord 2003, I was charged a $28 overdraft fee from a $40 NETeller debit deposit. Since then, other than a $25 extended overdraft fee that was refunded and a $10 service charge, NOT ONE OVERDRAFT FEE![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img] That is 25 days of (I'm not going to say perfect[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]) clutch suicide parlays and BJ, with and emergency PayPal transfer thrown in once or twice.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

The bottom line is, even though I haven't veven so much as reached Level One, I have managed to make a small profit while making $1634 worth of suicide deposits - some even of the EFT variety.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] In fact, I currently have $345 in suicide deposits pending, of which one is a $201 NETeller EFT. Yet not one overdraft fee. NOT ONE! This streak is more amazing than Dimaggio's because that may very well be broken someday. Nobody will ever break mine![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]

I'm waiting on two things right now: My William Hill checks for $212 and an emergency Paypal transfer of $225. Once I get one or both, I'll make my next move. I just don't want to get to 56 days. I want to reach Level Two. I want to do both. That would clinch my spot in the compulsive gambling Hall of Fame.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]

The following is where I am at exactly with my checking account, and how I got there. I need to make it to July 30th to break the record:


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Bank One Checking

Current Balance $140.49
Available Balance $0.49

Pending...


$201 NETeller EFT
$100 WSEX debit
$40 Sands debit



PREVIOUS TRANSACTIONS

06/27/2003 ATM CREDIT ADJ $139.00 DEP
06/27/2003 ECASH DIRECT 8000874 $-35.00 W/D
06/26/2003 DEPOSIT $62.00 DEP
06/26/2003 NETELLER.COM 1959 $-218.00 W/D
06/26/2003 B365 STOKE/TRENT $-100.00 W/D
06/26/2003 ECASH DIRECT 8000874 $-60.00 W/D
06/25/2003 DEPOSIT $290.00 DEP
06/25/2003 AUTO DEPOSIT $266.66 DEP
06/25/2003 PAYPAL TRAN $-209.99 W/D
06/24/2003 ONLINE CREDIT 888 25 $-92.00 W/D
06/24/2003 CARDPORTAL - GBOOKER $-5.89 W/D
06/24/2003 CARDPORTAL - GBOOKER $-5.89 W/D
06/23/2003 ATM DEPOSIT $100.00 DEP
06/23/2003 ATM DEPOSIT $1.00 DEP
06/23/2003 PAYPAL TRAN $5.50 DEP
06/23/2003 NETELLER.COM 1923 $-218.00 W/D
06/20/2003 DEPOSIT $320.50 DEP
06/20/2003 B365 STOKE/TRENT $-100.00 W/D
06/19/2003 BOWMAN INT SPORTS LT $-51.25 W/D
06/19/2003 NETELLER.COM 1909 $-21.00 W/D
06/18/2003 NETELLER.COM 1908 $-109.00 W/D
06/18/2003 ECASH DIRECT 8000874 $-100.00 W/D
06/18/2003 ECASH DIRECT 8000874 $-90.00 W/D
06/18/2003 NETELLER.COM 1903 $-38.00 W/D
06/17/2003 ATM CREDIT ADJ $145.00 DEP
06/17/2003 ATM CREDIT ADJ $50.00 DEP
06/17/2003 ATM CREDIT ADJ $48.00 DEP
06/17/2003 ATM CREDIT ADJ $40.00 DEP
06/17/2003 ATM CREDIT ADJ $22.00 DEP
06/17/2003 ATM CREDIT ADJ $15.00 DEP
06/17/2003 ONLINE CREDIT 888 25 $-50.00 W/D
06/17/2003 CARDPORTAL - GBOOKER $-10.10 W/D
06/16/2003 ATM CREDIT ADJ $100.00 DEP
06/16/2003 ATM CREDIT ADJ $50.00 DEP
06/16/2003 ATM CREDIT ADJ $49.00 DEP
06/16/2003 ECASH DIRECT 8000874 $-50.00 W/D
06/16/2003 UNIVERSAL DATA LTD 8 $-50.00 W/D
06/16/2003 CARDPORTAL - GBOOKER $-10.10 W/D
06/13/2003 ATM DEPOSIT $60.00 DEP
06/13/2003 SUREFIRE COMMERCFIRE $0.41 DEP
06/13/2003 SERVICE FEE $-10.00 W/D
06/12/2003 DEPOSIT $32.00 DEP
06/11/2003 AUTO DEPOSIT 139.19 DEP
06/06/2003 FEE REVERSAL $25.00 DEP
06/05/2003 EXTENDED OD FEE $-25.00 W/D
03/2003 OVERDRAFT FEE $-28.00 W/D
06/02/2003 FEE REVERSAL $56.00 DEP
06/02/2003 FEE REVERSAL $56.00 DEP
06/02/2003 ONLINE CREDIT 888 25 $-40.00 W/D

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Old 06-28-2003, 04:43 PM
Caitlyn Cwissy Caitlyn Cwissy is offline
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I'm so sick and tired of this. I just came back from the library. I had to go there. I can't trust AOL when they continue to kick me off every few minutes. Not only I had Mr. Bookman watching me like a hawk, but some stupid ltle kid kept pestering me to read him a children's book right in the middle of a $25 suicide BJ hand. I lost of course.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] What heppened to my life that I would go to these pathetic lengths just to break an infamous record no one other than me even cares about.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

Here it is. Carib of course. I win it, the streak goes on. I lose, the streak ends and the $201 NETeller EFT probably bounces.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]


-$ 70.00 Placed Parlay to win $ 990.40
Mets (Griffiths) vs Yankees (R Clemens)(Interleague)(DH Game #1) Yankees -1.5 -155
Cubs (C Zambrano) vs White Sox (B Colon)(Interleague) Cubs +105
Expos (C Vargas) vs Blue Jays (D Davis)(Interleague) Blue Jays -1.5 +145
Diamondbacks (B Webb) vs Tigers (Bonderman)(Interleague) Diamondbacks -1.5 -120
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Old 06-28-2003, 04:52 PM
Buck Swope Buck Swope is offline
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"Suicide" BJ on a public library computer.

This may be the most pathetic thing I have ever heard.

Outstanding work! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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