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Old 12-05-2002, 05:17 AM
Louis Cypher Louis Cypher is offline
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Source: St. Louis Post-Dispatch

It's no longer a mere Rams quarterback controversy. It has now evolved into a full-fledged Rams quarterback soap opera. And on Tuesday, a new character was introduced into the drama — Kurt Warner's wife, Brenda.

Brenda made a surprise call Tuesday morning to all-sports radio station KFNS (590 AM) to complain about news accounts of her husband's latest hand injury. In the process, she strongly contradicted Mike Martz's statements Monday that he had urged Warner to get an X-ray of his right hand.

X-rays taken Monday revealed that Warner had a slight crack in the bone just below the little finger of his throwing hand, an injury that will sideline the quarterback for at least two weeks.

"Martz did not insist that (Kurt) get an X-ray," Brenda told talk show co-hosts Bryan Burwell and John Marecek. "Martz had nothing to do with it. . . . The doctors never once said that he should get an X-ray."

When Burwell, a Post-Dispatch sports columnist, reminded her of Martz's Monday comments — about asking Warner to get an X- ray — she replied, "He did not. All week long, I said, 'Kurt, I am a nurse. You should get an X-ray.' He said the doctors just think it's bruised."

As might be expected, those comments created quite a stir Tuesday at Rams Park. It's not every day that the wife of a high-profile player "calls out" an NFL head coach.

Two sources familiar with the situation said the Rams asked Warner to have the hand X-rayed as early as last week. Another source said Warner's Chicago-based agent, Mark Bartelstein, was aware that Martz wanted the hand X-rayed when he spoke with Rams officials Monday afternoon.

Warner, in a telephone interview Tuesday, wanted no part of the "Brenda-gate" controversy.

"I don't want to talk about any of that," Warner said.

For the most part, neither did Martz. When asked about Brenda's comments, Martz said, "It doesn't bother me. It's just a concerned wife."

At the same time, Martz stood by his story. He reiterated that he brought up the issue of the hand — and an X-ray — with Warner in a Monday morning meeting at Rams Park. After the meeting, Martz said he called head trainer Jim Anderson.

"I said, 'Jim, would you please make sure that we X-ray his hand?'" Martz said. "And Jim said, 'It's already been set up.'"
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I'm certainly no doctor, but during my last session with "the Shrink," he was kind enough to inform me that Brenda Warner is suffering from Barbara Bushitis. The good doctor further enlightened me by letting me know that Kurt's dismal perfomance on the football field is directly related to sexual frustration, which is caused by banging nothing but Brenda and the Bible. According to the doc, a trip to the Del Rey in Costa Rica will surely cure what ails Mr. Warner.
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Old 12-05-2002, 08:13 AM
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LC, I was wondering when you would post this article, they talked about it on PTI Tuesday. Don't you know Warner will never live this down, his wife calling a sports Radio show to defend him and calling his Coach a liar. LOL

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Old 12-05-2002, 09:23 AM
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SHE DOESNT CARE ABOUT POOR CURT WARNER AND HE MIGHT NOT HAVE A JOB ANYMORE BECAUSE HE SUCKS SHE IS WORRIED THE MEAL TICKET IS COMING TO AN END AND SHE MIGHT HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE TRAILOR PARK WHEN CURT STARTS DRINKING AGAIN AND GIVES HER UGLY ARSE A BEATING.(WHOS YOUR DADDY)

YOU CAN TAKE THE LADY OUT OF THE TRAILOR PARK
BUT YOU CANT TAKE THE TRAILOR PARK OUT OF THE LADY[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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Old 12-05-2002, 10:19 AM
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She's ugly enough to back water up a hill.
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Old 12-05-2002, 01:04 PM
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was it make over day
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Old 12-05-2002, 02:54 PM
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pmj18,

Please feel free to post stories that maybe I have yet to get to...I can only do so much for the public here(LOL)...Landau is right, she's so ugly I wouldn't F' her on a furlough!

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Old 12-06-2002, 07:46 AM
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LC,
You are the undisputed king of "She's so uglies"! Knew you'd come through for me. Are you here all week? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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Old 12-06-2002, 03:19 PM
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Scott,

All week, month, year, it doesn't matter I'll be here as long as you're here! I'll leave you with this beauty:

She's so ugly when her dog humps her leg he has to close his eyes!

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Old 12-06-2002, 03:41 PM
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.........Shes so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

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Old 12-06-2002, 03:45 PM
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...she's so ugly she could scare Cujo off the meat wagon!

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Old 12-06-2002, 03:53 PM
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She's so ugly, she's got ugly she hasn't used yet

She's so ugly, to put her make-up on they slap a headlight on her face and drive her through Earl Scheib's

She's so ugly, she's got marks all over her body from having been touched with 10- foot poles


If she leaves Warner, maybe she can hook up as Jeff Garcia's "stunt-wife"-- she's got the right haircut to be hanging with him
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Old 12-06-2002, 08:06 PM
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LOL! My favorite is still,
"She fell off an Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down."
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Old 12-06-2002, 08:16 PM
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Bushitis - Is it catchy?
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Old 12-06-2002, 08:40 PM
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My personal top 5 All-Time favorites of she's so ugly:


she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the f*ck?!?!"

her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.

I can f*ck her in any position and its still doggy style.

when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck.

the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.


AND AS AN ADDED BONUS OF SHE'S SO UGLY:

when she was born, they named her "Damn!"


Thank you, please sends check payable to...

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Old 12-06-2002, 09:53 PM
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what an embarassment. you know guys in the locker room are going to make fun of him for this. goes to show what kind of man he is.
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:15 PM
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Brenda was very distraught at the fact that Kurt had not had sex with her in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang, so off she went.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK Blenda, take off all your crose." Brenda did as she was told.

"Now Blenda, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, Brenda did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." Brenda did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex wif Kurt."

Worried, Brenda asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary rike your ass."

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Old 12-06-2002, 11:23 PM
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I'll let her suck my little sword any time....
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:41 PM
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Well, I guess we know who wears the pants in the Warner family. Brenda "ball buster" Warner that is. I've hated this fake bitch from game 1 in 2000 / She's a money-hungry, bible thumping bimbo, Misinformed peice of white trailor trash ( Is this what the women from Iowa are like Easton?, I pray for your sake , she was born elsewhere )

Bitches like Brenda Warner are fueled by one thing ..... $$$ ... And she sees her well going dry because good ol' Kirky Boy is turning up Lame. She wants everyone to know that it wasn't her fault, no not Brenda Warners, she stands behind her men, Shes a Nurse ( Whoopee Doo ) She obvioulsy isn't to good at mending bruised digits, but hey, thats what the Rams medical staff is for, and she told them what to do, and when to do it. If they would have listened to her, Kurt might still be playing.........(yea right 3tds 11 ints 0-7 record might proove otherwise.)

Kurt Warner is BUM
Brenda Warner is a BALL BUSTING BIMBO

And I'm just a ANOTHER BAD BEAT
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