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Forget Mjulians awards, they're no good. Here are the real Awards at MW.
Ok boys, seeing it's Thanksgiving, and it's that time of year for giving, I thought I owe it to my MW buddies and start handing out some real awards, and see who is the king of what. Now I am very sorry if I missed a few. I tried to get in as much as I could, and if you are not on the list, it's because of one of 2 reasons. It could be that you don't have enough posts (you're not a regular) or I just didn't want to spend 9 hours doing this. Now please, I don't want to end up in a fight with anyone here, this is only for entertainment purposes. So forget those useless Mjulian awards. This is the official MW awards.
Here are the awards for the Thanksgiving 2002 MW edition..
Most mentally challenged- AussieVamp2
Poster who loves to start false rumors the most-- imyourhuckleberry
Poster who thinks he's funny, but he's not-- The Devil (don't be pissed devil, it's all in good fun)
Most hated poster-- 4 way tie between Markdel, Charlie, Bill and Peep
Best writer-- Mjulian
Biggest loser in MW history- JJgold. (thanks jj for making me feel like a real winner)
Most annoying poster-- alec
Poster that loves 12 year olds the most-- Reno
Nicest guy-- Comp Fan-- with honorable mentions to Turk, Total square and Alysheba
Most overweight poster- FatFrank. This guy is fat, he needs to go on a diet.
Best Mod at MW whose name is Grandfather-- Grandfather
Most sensitive poster-- Minnow (this woman will cry real tears over a pic of a naked lady)
Best imitation of Tom Brokaw-- Louis Cypher
MW's poster with the brightest future ahead of her of news reporting-- Clevfan
Worst name for a handle- Peckle (what the hell is a peckle anyways?)
Biggest square in MW-- Beantownjim, with honorable mentions to Easton and Dell Dude.
Biggest pain in the butt-- Pain in the butt
Most religious MW poster- Railbird. (This guy loves God folks. He is going straight to heaven on a one way ticket when he dies)
Poster of few words- Fishhead
Poster that enjoys giving out picks the most-- Black Lab
Most competitive and biggest sore loser- Shoebox-- Man this guy hates to lose a bet.
Most connected guy to the mob-- Sam I am- Don't f uck with this guy, folks.
Most popular Jew on MW.-- Scott Landau (reno and Jay Cohen a close 2nd and 3rd)
Biggest racist on MW- Beantownjim
Best pic ever posted at MW ever-- Jdog's pic of Granfather and Rick Majerus. I still laugh at that one.
Most popular poster fights-- The Actuary and Pancho Sanza.
Most clueless guy but gives the impression he's smart with the way he talks, and everybody believes him, and even he has no clue what he is talking about- The Actuary
Poster who is toughest to beat in a posting fight-- Hockeyguru. This guy is nasty folks.
Most illiterate poster- Beantownjim
Poster who doesn't have any friends in real life- Butch
Posters that I will always get mixed up with even if I live till 100-- pmj18 and MJH218
Poster with the most money- Brett.-- This guy got stiffed 400 dimes at Aces, and didn't even care.
Toughest poster- Oddessa (lets hope I never get him mad)
Biggest troublemaker-- Ttinco-- He knows why. It happened about a month ago.
Poster who knows his hockey the most-- Neilm
Most confusing poster to understand because of his high vocabulary and looks like Raphael Palmeiro-- The Philosopher.
And last but not least,, the poster who I'd never ever ever want to meet, or get him upset, even more than Oddessa. Drum roll please......
Folks, this guy is nuts!! Don't ever get Russ mad, or he will go berzerk on you. This guy has no mercy for his opponent. His favortie saying is you lying sack of shit. You'll never win an argument with this guy. This guy wants me dead, and because of him, everytime I leave my house, I look over my shoulder. If this guy comes to Montreal and invites me for a dinner, I ain't showing. I'll send my 722 lb friend to go for me instead. I'll know he is up to something, and maybe wants to kick my ass. You know if he ever invites me to a restaurant, he will have more in mind than just to meet me. This guy is nuts folks. You don't want to get on his bad side, trust me. I can picture Russell Hawkins being a dirty fighter who kicks, scratches, bites and pulls hair. That is why I'd rather fight Oddessa, than fight Russ if I had to choose. This guy's got one wicked temper.
Anyways folks, I hope you enjoyed the Thanksgiving MW awards 2002 edition. Now once again, sorry if I overlooked you. And remember, no fighting please. It was all in good fun. Until next year, be good.
VERY ACCURATE SICK ESPECIALLY AUSSIE VAMP AND PEEP.
BOTH BIG TIME LOSERS
PEEP GOES FROM A NICE GUY 2 YEARS AGO LIKE MJULIAN SAID AND NOW HE IS THE BIGGEST DEGENERATE ON THE NET, HOW CAN ONE DROP SO MUCH, I GUESS HIS GAMBLING PROBLEM PUT THIS PUNK IN THE POOREHOUSE AND PLUS LOSING 2 BOWLING ALLEYS DID NOT HELP, IF HE PAID MORE ATTENTION TO THEM INSTEAD OF BETTING HE WOULD BE RICH, TOO BAD PEEP. AND PLUS THE DEGENERATE PUNK SELLING WEED TO COLLEGE KIDS FOR A FEW BUCKS ON STREET CORNERS ALL OVER CANADA AND THE NORTHWEST. IT IS SAD WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS GUY AND PLUS HE RUINS THE RX, A ONE MAN WRECKING CREW, HE WILL BE FIRED FROM TYHE RX IN ABOUT 3 MONTHS TOO. TOO BAD FOR THIS PUNK. MAYBE SOME DAY HE WILL TURN IT AROUND, BUT I DO NOT THINK SO. GOOD LUCK PEEP AND WHAT DOES A DIME BAG COST?
"JJ Call me a 2'x4' again on the forum and your going to pay" Sportman.
Great stuff Sick!!! I had to read it four times because I kept busting up laughing harder than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls.
Biggest troublemaker? Okay, maybe once.....but no way on a regular basis. I'd compare that post (yes, just one) to trying to start a campfire....and burning up 100,000 acres. I don't even remember the specifics, but ya...I know exactly what you're talking about.
man.... I never win any awards.
Stevie Y: Perhaps it's a good thing you didn't make the cut for Sick's list ! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Geez, after reading that profile, maybe I don't want to be up aginst Sam I am in the Puck contest next week [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
And Sick after all the assistance I gave you on the Canajun entry in the world tourney, you could have put in a good word for me... even though we sank like the Titanic ! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
" A life is not important, except in the impact it has on other lives. " JRR
Sick - thank you for my award. Will I get a plaque, a ribbon maybe?
I am very glad to see one of my all-time favorite internet personalities back "doing his thing" at MAJORWAGER. I can see that you have your detractors but rest assured that there are many more of us who miss your contributions to this forum. You are one of a kind!
This awards post obviously took a lot of thought. I am still laughing at much of it and it's the third time I've read it. What a creative mind you have.
BTW - Mjulian's awards were very clever also. You guys should form a comedy team [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
You forgot one,
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