Tony Soprano banged the one-legged Russian broad Svetlana ?

GMON · 11-20-2002, 03:51 AM

This dude'll stick-it-in anything with a pulse, not that she's a mutt or anything, but JFC simmer down Anthony. He's headed for the trash-heep. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

Bucky · 11-20-2002, 03:54 AM

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]Don't tell me - let me guess (I don't watch the show) Was her name EILEEN?

Pain in the butt · 11-20-2002, 04:08 AM

Speaking of mutts, Christopher whacked his girlfriend's dog. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

FoZo · 11-20-2002, 06:51 AM

Next he'll be humping her "leg"! LMAO

nostaw1952 · 11-20-2002, 07:00 AM

That "non-confrontational" intervention meeting that ended up with Christopher getting a hairline skull fracture was hilarious, and if Christopher had been alone in the room with Tony when the latter found out about the dead dog, he would've suffered the same fate as Ralphie. But was up with Paulie Walnuts and that picture of Tony and the horse?

World Runner · 11-20-2002, 11:53 AM

I would have hit it too.

I'm just like Tony...except I'm not in the mob [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

Bobby C · 11-21-2002, 08:29 AM

I thought this was the year's best episode. Many, many great scenes. The "care-frontation" scene is the best work they've done since the watershed "Pine Barrens" (Russian guy in the woods) episode.

Liked the scene where Adrianna gets smacked around. And her showing up at Tony's house with her eyes blackened.

Also liked the car-jacking scene. Especially Christopher trying to keep his eyes focused while driving.

"If it had been *anybody* else, they would've gotten an 'intervention' in the back of the head."--Tony

"Why are you always making me come here??"--A.J.

"Oh, great! My own f***ing mother! F*** you, you f***ing whore!"--Chris

Remember that scene where Furio is driving back from the airport, and he's noticing things like Burger King, and American flags? I could relate to that. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Bobby

Minnow · 11-21-2002, 05:27 PM

I agree.. best yet this season. The intervention/smackdown was great! When the guy asks if anyone had ever been involved in an intervention before, and Silvio says something bout the time they caught his daughter smoking pot in her bedroom.. lol

Here's my favorite quote from that Watershed episode, Bobby..

Tony to Paulie on the cell phone: "The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando. He killed 16 Chechen rebels single-handed ... He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's some kind of Russian green beret. This guy cannot come back to tell this story. You understand?"

Paulie's interpretation of the call: "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator."
Chris (shocked): "His house looked like shit!"

And 2nd runner-up:

Chris: "F*ck you."
Paulie: "What did you say?"
Chris: "You heard me."
Paulie: "Don't make me pull rank on you, kid."
Chris: "F*ck you, Paulie. Captain or no captain, right now we're just two assholes lost in the woods."

Minnow · 11-21-2002, 05:46 PM

I have some more great quotes I lifted from a Soprano's forum.. I'll post them in the Canteen though. I'm sweating out jjgold reading my last post and downgrading my CLR rating again for another profane "mood swing".

Tony Soporno · 11-21-2002, 06:30 PM

Her name was helena.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]