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Old 10-05-2002, 04:00 PM
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Default GREATEST INVENTION SINCE SLICED BREAD.......

is the REMOTE CONTROL. (or homemade breadmakers) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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Old 10-05-2002, 04:12 PM
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amen...although picture in picture is pertty sweet to
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Old 10-05-2002, 04:15 PM
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I'll go with computer sports gambling.
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Old 10-05-2002, 04:32 PM
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twist off beer, burrrrpp.........
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Old 10-05-2002, 04:44 PM
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Pizza delivery
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Old 10-05-2002, 07:46 PM
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.........the mute button to silence McCarver and Corso.
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Old 10-05-2002, 11:18 PM
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Thong panties...........
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Old 10-06-2002, 01:52 AM
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The greatest invention is the jock strap. There is nothing sexier to me than my boyfriend wearing a jock strap, and pinching his exposed booty[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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Old 10-06-2002, 01:55 AM
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there is no disputing that the greatest invention of all time is...

1) car

2) computer

3) internet

4) Cell phone

there is no disputing these 4
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Old 10-06-2002, 02:58 AM
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sorry I gotta add air conditioning
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Old 10-06-2002, 12:29 PM
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Viagra
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Old 10-06-2002, 12:38 PM
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I have to agree with the car. I'd hate to ride my horse to work.
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Old 10-06-2002, 01:35 PM
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Cheerleaders have to be right up there
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Old 10-06-2002, 01:41 PM
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Great combination......Cheerleaders wearing thong panties and me with Viagra......
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Old 10-06-2002, 02:14 PM
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Dev:

Toss in the hooka and you've got it made[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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Old 10-06-2002, 02:35 PM
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I was talking to somebody about this the other day...

Imagine where you'd be without cell phone and internet.
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Old 10-06-2002, 03:10 PM
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At the risk of being labeled a total loser, I have little use for cellphones. When I listen in on cellphone conversations on the street or elsewhere I usually don't hear someone who is having a conversation that couldn't wait until he/she has access to a regular phone. It's a convenience, hardly a necessity, particularly if you live in a city as opposed to the sticks.
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Old 10-06-2002, 03:45 PM
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Thermos- It keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold...............HOW DO IT KNOW?
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Old 10-06-2002, 04:08 PM
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Nude lap dances from 18 year olds.
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