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Old 09-15-2002, 11:48 AM
beantownjim beantownjim is offline
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BOYS WE ARE ON FIRE LATELY AND I SPOTTED THIS GAME THAT LOOKS LIKE STEALING ON PAPER.I SEE A MAJOR LET DOWN HERE WITH DENVER ON THE ROAD THIS KID GRIESE JUST SUCKS AND CANT GET IT DONE IN THE N.F.L. TO BAD FOR HIM THEY DONT HAVE THE USFL ANYMORE BECAUSE HE WONT LAST THE SEASON.GUYS THE 49ERS HAVE HAD 13 DAYS TO PREPARE FOR THIS GAME WHILE THE BRONCOS WHO CAN ONLY WIN AT HOME WILL GET KILLED TODAY.BOYS THIS MIGHT GO DOWN AS A LOCK OF THE YEAR WAIT UNTIL HOW FLAT DENVER IS TODAY THIS WILL BE A ROMP.I CANT BELEVE I AM ONLY LAYING 3.5 POINTS (I JUST CALLED GIBRALTAR AND ASKED THEM IF I CAN GIVE THEM 3 POINTS ON THIS GAME I DONT WANT THEM TO THINK I AM A ROBBER)BOYS GO TO THE BANK ON THIS GAME IT WILL BE OVER AT HALTIME.I DONT LIKE POURTO RICAN QUARTERBACKS BUT THIS KID GARCIA LOOKS GREAT I WILL GAURENTEE HE THROWS FOR OVER 400 YARDS TODAY.GARCIA HAS MADE MY ALL UGLIEST WHITE MAN TEAM BUT WHO CARES AS LONG AS HE BEATS THE BRONCOS TODAY.IT WILL BE 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTERS AND COLD CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIMES FOR ME TODAY.I JUST GAVE MY PLAY TO ALL THE JR.WISE GUYS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.WE GET IT ALL,WE GET IT ALL[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]I GRIN WHEN I WIN
WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SMILING MEANS THAT BEANTOWN WINS AGAIN

ALWAYS SEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY OFFSHORE SO THE SPORTSBOOKS WILL STAY IN BUSINESS AND CAN PAY ME
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Old 09-15-2002, 11:59 AM
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SORRY BOYS I FORGOT TO MENTION BET THIS GAME EARLY IT WILL GO TO 4 OR EVEN 4 1/2 BY GAME TIME.THE WORD IS OUT SO BET IT EARLY.

RUSS I TALKED TO SICK GAMBLER ACROSS THE STREET HE SAID HE WILL COME BACK IF CLEVFAN AGREES TO HAVE BREAKFAST WITH HIM IN THE BARRY BONDS DINER.LET HIM KNOW IF YOU CAN SET IT UP.I HATE TO BE THE PEACE MAKER BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT.

P.S. HE DOESNT WANT CLEVFAN TO BRING HER GRUBBY KEED
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Old 09-15-2002, 11:59 AM
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Beaners, what should I do about the people who cheated the contest. What would the boys at the "club" in south boston do?
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Old 09-15-2002, 12:07 PM
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MAJOR IN SOUTH BOSTON WE HAVE A CODE OF SILENCE IF SOMEBODY HAD THE BALLS TO CHEAT GIVE THEM A WEEKEND TRIP ALL EXPENSES PAID TO SOUTH BOSTON I WILL HAVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TALK TO THEM BELIEVE ME THEY WONT CHEAT AGAIN.WE HAD A GUY WHO TRIED TO BEAT POST IN THE HORSES HE DID BEAT POST IN THE OLD DAYS IT WAS HARD TO KEEP THE TIMES WHEN THE RACES WENT OFF ON A BUSY SUNDAY HE WOULD CALL IN AND BET HORSES THAT WERE COMING DOWN THE STRETCH HE BEAT THE BOYS MAYBE 5 TIMES THEN HE WAS ASKED TO COME DOWN TO THE CLUB TO COLLECT I CANT DESCRIBE WHAT THIS POOR BASTARD LOOKED LIKE WHEN HE LEFT HE NEVER DID CALL IN ANOTHER HORSE PLAY.

MAJOR DEADBEATS WHO HAVE THE GAMBLING SICKNESS WILL DO ANYTHING TO SUPPORT THERE FIX IF YOU HAVE SOLID PROOF SOMEBODY CHEATED POST HIS NAME IN THE FORUM AND LET YOUR MEMBERS DECIDE WHAT TO DO.THIS IS FINAL JUSTICE.
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Old 09-15-2002, 12:11 PM
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>>>COLD CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIMES FOR ME TODAY<<<

Real men don't put lime in their beer[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Good luck with your play, BTJ.
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Old 09-15-2002, 12:12 PM
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Maybe we should give their phone number to First Fidelity? hehehehehe
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Old 09-15-2002, 12:15 PM
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No kidding SB, I cant beleive all the faggy type men that try and put a lime in a bottle and think it is cool. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] I love it when the bottom of the bottle comes out from under as they are trying to shove it in and they spill it all over the place.
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Old 09-15-2002, 12:45 PM
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Major and Sportsbank-

NFL= No Freikin' Limes
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Buzz, I dont go to games. I buy all the Directv packages and watch them from the comfort of my own home! I dont like listening to all the fans nonsense at games! I pay for blonde women to come over and have sex with my hispanic hottie maid, and sometimes I get involved to make it a threesome! I like to lay in my pool during the day sipping on drinks that have umbrellas!

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Old 09-15-2002, 02:01 PM
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I would love to go" limeing "with Sportsbank For those of you who do not
know the term, it means all-nite party. It is used in the Caribbean
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Old 09-15-2002, 02:40 PM
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beantown....
if the 49ers close at -4 or more ,i will never bet again...becuse i've gotten old and senile..and i don't know dick anymore...i took the broncs earlier this week,missed the 4 at cris..Damn..
Thanks for liking the 49ers beantown...
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Old 09-15-2002, 04:25 PM
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BLASTER PLEASE MOVE TO SOUTH BOSTON MY BOYS WOULD LOVE YOU. DID YOU SEE GRIESE LAST WEEK HE WAS GETTING PULLED OUT OF THE GAME HE SUCKS.DO YOU REALLY THINK HE BECAME A GOOD QUARTERBACK IN 6 DAYS.GO GET THE MONEY FELLAS WE ARE ALL OVER FRISCO TODAY.

JESUS SAVES,AND ESPOSITO SCORES ON THE REBOUND
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Old 09-15-2002, 08:42 PM
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Bean- What happened to the free nickel I gave you???

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Old 09-15-2002, 09:16 PM
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HEY KRACKERMAN GET THE F-CK AWAY FROM ME THAT WILL BE THE DAY WHEN BEANTOWNJIM TAKES CHARITY.GET LOST YOU LOSER GO BACK TO THE RX WHERE THEY THINK YOU ARE FUNNY.WE DONT PLAY KIDS GAME HERE AT MW WE ARE MEN.YEH BABY GARCIA JUST GO MY NINERS IN THE END ZONE LETS GO COLLECT OUR MONEY THIS GAME IS THE EASIEST GAME I THINK I HAVE EVER PLAYED.

ALWAYS SEND YOUR HARD EARNED CASH OFFSHORE SO THE SPORTSBOOKS WILL STAY IN BUSINESS AND CONTINUE TO PAY ME.

7 TO 0 SAN FRAN STAY TUNED BOYS MORE POINTS TO COME
I GRIN WHEN I WIN[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]HONEY CAN I HAVE ANOTHER LOBSTER TAIL
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Old 09-15-2002, 09:18 PM
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beast chirps:

<<<<I would love to go" limeing "with Sportsbank >>>>

Don't flatter yourself beast. This Halle Berry clone would put you under the bed. Drinking, etc. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-15-2002, 11:04 PM
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I give this guy a referral bonus of a nickel because I said he referred me to Gibralter.(after all he is always talking good about them ) He then says thanks and he will bet the $500 on a game and we will give it away to a charity(which I thought was a great idea) I was looking forward to making it a nice thing and even told the guys at gibralter about it and they thought it was great. Kept asking Jim what and when the play was going to be and after then we never hear about it again!! JUST ANOTHER IN A LONG LIST OF SCAMMERS LURKING THESE FORUMS

On a good note after I read about his best bet of the year on SF I loaded up on Denver. I even put 3 others on it. As usual Thanks Beantown (-;
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Old 09-15-2002, 11:06 PM
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And save all the Johnny Knockdown wanna be crap for the girls at your gin game.... You are a funny guy and I appreciate that. Let's leave it at that....
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Old 09-15-2002, 11:17 PM
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BTJ,

A big thanks for the Denver winner...I posted my award-winning picks (joking) in the "football thread" last night and Denver was one of my plays...and after reading your (fill-in-the-blank) speech on the 49ers I had to wager my illegitimate kid(s) junior college fund. I'm happy to say, little Timmy and tiny Mikey now get to go to the junior college of their choice....keep the winners coming because I still have to buy them some used books and #3 and #4 pencil sets.

I LOVE YOU MAN!

Always kidding, never serious,

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Old 09-15-2002, 11:25 PM
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krackman--I'm not above taking referral charities. If you do not have an account at Olympic yet, they are a great book.

If you already have an account there, can you transfer some of your funds from your account to mine?

damn, i'm a degenerate...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
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Old 09-15-2002, 11:29 PM
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Olympic- Never heard of them (-;
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