What are the odds

skoda · 08-06-2006, 05:19 AM

Paris Hilton to Magazine:

I'm Celibate

Saturday, August 5, 2006 11:04 PM EDT
The Associated Press

LONDON (AP) - Paris Hilton says she is sick of boyfriends and is celibate.

The 25-year-old who gained international fame when a former boyfriend posted a videotape of the couple having sex on the Internet denied leading a promiscuous lifestyle in an interview with the British edition of GQ magazine.

"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.

Of the videotape with Rick Solomon that became one of the most searched-for items on the Internet in 2003, she said: "I never received a dime from it. It's just dirty money and he should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused or something."

The Hilton Hotels heir and uber-socialite told the magazine she is "very shy" and relates to the late Princess Diana, who was hounded by photographers.

"I've been in cars trying to get away from speeding paparazzi before and it's horrible, so I can relate to Diana and the problems she had," Hilton is quoted as saying.

During the interview, Hilton also displayed some political illiteracy.

When asked about British Prime Minister Tony Blair, her response was: "Who? ... Oh, yeah, he's like your president. I don't know what he looks like."

Hilton also told the magazine she collects $500,000 in fees just to show up at parties and other events from Las Vegas to Tokyo. Her best-paying gig, she said, was a recent Austrian appearance.

"I had to say `hi' and tell them why I loved Austria so much," she is quoted as saying.

And why does she like Austria? "Because they pay me $1 million to wave at crowds!"

Scott Landau · 08-06-2006, 09:47 PM

Skoda,

I don't think another year will be a problem for you. I'm sure women still find you very resistable. Paris, on the other hand will have much more difficulty putting the dick down.

By the way, Skoda, your post inspired the end of a one year and 14 day Landau posting celibacy. This will make you a hero in the Major's eyes, and he may promote you to colonel.

skoda · 08-06-2006, 10:30 PM

"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else,"

That's okay with her kissing, does'nt matter if she consumes[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

It's been over 5 years for me Brother Scott and if promoted I guess it's been a long time coming[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

The Major · 08-07-2006, 01:19 PM

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img], nice to see you Scott.

Scott Landau · 08-07-2006, 10:02 PM

Hello Major. I hope "Russell the Love Muscle" is getting more action than Skoda. But not as much as Miss Hilton. Wouldn't want that thing to fall off now [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Bandwagon · 09-27-2006, 09:07 PM

"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.

She changes boyfriends more often than the magazines are able to keep up with. Maybe they leave her after a month because of the lack of action.

Dont think so....

The Hilton Hotels heir and uber-socialite told the magazine she is "very shy" and relates to the late Princess Diana, who was hounded by photographers.

We can all understand how hard it must be on a girl who gets harassed by media although she spent her entire life hiding from cameras...... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]