Suicidal Tendencies

[el tiburon]

Why are radical Muslim terrorists so quick to commit suicide? Let's look at
their lifestyle:

No premarital sex.
No oral sex. Giving or receiving. Never.
No booze. None.
No TV. No cable TV.
No Spice channel. No Playboy channel.
No Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak ?!?"
No titty bars.
No organised sports of any kind. That's right -- no sports. (No sports betting).
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's. Women have to cover up
everything!
Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Many camels.
Sand. ****ing sand everywhere!
More sand.
Ever fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Bar-B-Q's are cooked over burning camel dung chips.
Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe your ass with your left
hand.
Constant wailing from the ******* next door ... no wait, is that music?
....Shit! I can't tell.

...Oh, and by the way, when you die it all gets better!

[mjh218]

You can see why suicide is such a good option for them! Must be a borring life without HOOTERS!

[bayshore kid]

Makes us appreciate all we have in this country, especially women.

I was at an amusement park in Oman in early 2000 when my ship pulled in during a 6 month Persian Gulf deployment and it was funny to see the women with their faces covered riding roller coasters and ferris wheels. Watch out for the cab drivers in the Mid East, (Well atleast the countries I've been to Saudi Arabia, UAE, Oman, and Bahrain (US Base in Gulf) are pricks and will try to take you for every penny they can. As far as the bar scene, I got there right before Ramadan and was lucky to put down three beers before 3pm when all alcohol consumption ceased.

Bayshore

[Walk of Life]

LMFAO!!!!! That was so funny, I'm still crackin' up!

Good one, el tiburon

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[mjh218]

How do they tell if a girl is good looking or not? If you cant see any of them..how can you tell?

[Fishhead]

mjh-----their bodies

[mjh218]

Fish
They wear baggy dresses that are not supposed to show any sort of curves o anything....a viel for their face...makes seeing their bodsies a little difficult!

[bayshore kid]

Do they have sex with the viels on? This may work for a couple women I know in the states.

Bayshore

[el tiburon]

I am glad you enjoyed it HotT. Bayshore, all you have to do is close the lights (they probably do it themselves).