Redneck Joke

[Yzerman#19]

Heard this one a couple days ago and thought I would share it with you guys hope you haven't heard it already.

At a NASA space conference there's a Russian team, a Korean team and a red neck team. The Russian team announces that they have plans to land on Mars and do it in less than 1 week, everybody there is amazed, then the Korean team speaks and announces they will have 5 space shuttles land on 5 different planets at the exact same time, once again the people at the conference are amazed. Then the red neck team stands up and says "That's nothing! We plan to land on the sun and do it tomorrow!" everyone is shocked, some reporter asks "How are you going to land on the sun? won't it be hot?" The rednecks reply "That's why we are going to go at night!"

hope you liked it.

Yzerman

[Melvin]

Check this out.

You Might Be A Redneck If:


You've ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
Your kid calls your sister, mom.
You think icing is what you do to your front steps before your mother in law comes over.
You drink gas because you found out you can run two and a half miles per hour faster.
You've ever tried to drown a fish.
You buy your jewelry at the hardware store.
You drink Labatt 50
You've ever had to knock the spider webs down to use the bathroom.
Your son says, "Dad, can I have a can of mix?"
Your Christmas stocking is full of ammo.
You go to the DMV to transfer the title to your home.
You can yell to your mom, "Hey, Aunt Betty!"
You wonder why there isn't a hairstyle called "The Hat Line."
You actually like Spam.
Your pickup truck has a bigger turning radius than your house.

If you got a poster of Tonya Harding hanging on your bedroom wall instead of one of Anna Kournikova, you're definitely a redneck.