Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day...

[kiwi steve]

Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`.

Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!

I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................

So I told her to f**k off.

[ENGLISH_DEGENERATE]

hahahaha lmfao. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

[Bostongambler]

That is more truth than fiction...lol

[Beammer]

LOL

[Dominator]

LOL

[sledge]

kiwi you rule.........[img]i/expressions/beer.gif[/img]

[Griff]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!! GOOD JOB

[Marsellus]

LOL! Good story

[Beammer]

Pretty sure that she wouldn't look so gorgeous with those "few pounds on"... Good way to stay out of troubles!