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Old 02-24-2005, 09:38 PM
jjgold jjgold is offline
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Default Is There A Discreet Way To Rent Porn Movies??

I spend countless hours behind the curtains at the video stores going over my selections and at times feel like a prick when I see familes renting regular movies and I am in the porn room behind the curtain with other low lifes looking at all the dirty titles. I then have to wait like 1hr or so when the counter is clear and peek out of the curtain so I can rent them and get out with no one seeing me rent these. A few times I timed it wrong and had all these real bad porn movies on the counter and two good looking single women would be behind me and see them and made faces at me like I am some sicko. I felt like a real dick.

Is there an easier and more discreet way I can rent these but not buy. I like new titles all the time and looking to rent approx 15-25 movies a week.

Any ideas??

Skippy
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Old 02-24-2005, 09:40 PM
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DVD's by mail....

Just don't orgasm on the mail carrier
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Old 02-24-2005, 09:45 PM
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What site Sporto??

Do you do this??
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Old 02-24-2005, 09:47 PM
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courtesy of Yzerman #19
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Old 02-24-2005, 09:49 PM
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Just like a kid in a candy store....

Skippy is slappy.

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Old 02-24-2005, 09:50 PM
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Skippy, when I rent pornos, I like to read the titles out loud at the counter.
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Old 02-24-2005, 09:51 PM
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"Is there a discreet way to rent Porn Movies?"


YOU don't have a beard to rent your porn for you. Here I thought you were the pro's pro.
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Old 02-24-2005, 09:51 PM
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easy... just get satellite tv and you have 5-7 channels of 24/7 pr0n!
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Old 02-24-2005, 09:51 PM
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Also make sure to ask the female employees if the movie is any good?
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Old 02-24-2005, 09:52 PM
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Skippy, when I rent pornos, I like to read the titles out loud at the counter.
Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fukking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Kunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Kunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".
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Old 02-24-2005, 09:54 PM
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Buck, exactly.
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Old 02-24-2005, 10:04 PM
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FROM THE OCT. 2004 PLAYBOY ADVISOR:

We know of at least 45 that stock only porn, plus dozens of others that carry both mainstream and adult films. Most charge $10 to $25 a month to check out one to four titles at a time. Each disc arrives in a sleeve with a postage-paid return envelope; when you're finished-so to speak-drop the disc in the mail. Most sites allow you to keep a wish list of DVDs so your next selection can be sent automatically (don't be surprised if popular titles are only available only after a long wait). The largest sites appear to be AdultDVDExplorer, AdultDVDEmpire and Hitflix (add .com to each). AdultDVDOvernight, XRentDVD and others rent single titles for $3 to $5 each. For legal reasons-local prosecutors have caused problems for adult retailers in the past-many sites won't ship DVDs to certain zip codes. the most common states on these blacklists are Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas and Utah.


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Old 02-25-2005, 12:19 AM
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Reminds me of that scene in Woody Allen's Bananas where he tries to purchase a dirty magazine by burying it in a bunch of serious periodicals? Only when the clerk rings them up, she can't find a price on the dirty one, so she waves it and yells, "HEY, AL! HOW MUCH IS ORGASM?" "What?", "THIS GUY HERE WANTS TO BUY A COPY OF ORGASM. HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?"
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Old 02-25-2005, 12:49 AM
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Skippy just get a real girl...


Ahhhh, nevermind
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Old 02-27-2005, 08:29 AM
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[i] A few times I timed it wrong and had all these real bad porn movies on the counter and two good looking single women would be behind me and see them and made faces at me like I am some sicko. I felt like a real dick.
OK, that must be embarrasing

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Old 02-27-2005, 02:11 PM
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Enjoy the link jj...time to beat the puppet [img]i/expressions/devil.gif[/img]
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Old 02-28-2005, 01:36 AM
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Buck- WTFF (way too fukking funny)
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