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jjgold 02-24-2005 10:38 PM

Is There A Discreet Way To Rent Porn Movies??
 
I spend countless hours behind the curtains at the video stores going over my selections and at times feel like a prick when I see familes renting regular movies and I am in the porn room behind the curtain with other low lifes looking at all the dirty titles. I then have to wait like 1hr or so when the counter is clear and peek out of the curtain so I can rent them and get out with no one seeing me rent these. A few times I timed it wrong and had all these real bad porn movies on the counter and two good looking single women would be behind me and see them and made faces at me like I am some sicko. I felt like a real dick.

Is there an easier and more discreet way I can rent these but not buy. I like new titles all the time and looking to rent approx 15-25 movies a week.

Any ideas??

Skippy

sportman 02-24-2005 10:40 PM

RE:Is There A Discreet Way To Rent Porn Movies??
 
DVD's by mail....

Just don't orgasm on the mail carrier

jjgold 02-24-2005 10:45 PM

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What site Sporto??

Do you do this??

Buck Swope 02-24-2005 10:47 PM

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courtesy of Yzerman #19

sportman 02-24-2005 10:49 PM

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Just like a kid in a candy store....

Skippy is slappy.


Loman 02-24-2005 10:50 PM

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Skippy, when I rent pornos, I like to read the titles out loud at the counter.

Tildy 02-24-2005 10:51 PM

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"Is there a discreet way to rent Porn Movies?"


YOU don't have a beard to rent your porn for you. Here I thought you were the pro's pro.

Kingk0ng 02-24-2005 10:51 PM

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easy... just get satellite tv and you have 5-7 channels of 24/7 pr0n!

Loman 02-24-2005 10:51 PM

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Also make sure to ask the female employees if the movie is any good?

Buck Swope 02-24-2005 10:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by: Loman
Skippy, when I rent pornos, I like to read the titles out loud at the counter.
Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fukking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Kunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Kunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".

Loman 02-24-2005 10:54 PM

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Buck, exactly.

Louis Cypher 02-24-2005 11:04 PM

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FROM THE OCT. 2004 PLAYBOY ADVISOR:

We know of at least 45 that stock only porn, plus dozens of others that carry both mainstream and adult films. Most charge $10 to $25 a month to check out one to four titles at a time. Each disc arrives in a sleeve with a postage-paid return envelope; when you're finished-so to speak-drop the disc in the mail. Most sites allow you to keep a wish list of DVDs so your next selection can be sent automatically (don't be surprised if popular titles are only available only after a long wait). The largest sites appear to be AdultDVDExplorer, AdultDVDEmpire and Hitflix (add .com to each). AdultDVDOvernight, XRentDVD and others rent single titles for $3 to $5 each. For legal reasons-local prosecutors have caused problems for adult retailers in the past-many sites won't ship DVDs to certain zip codes. the most common states on these blacklists are Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas and Utah.


LC

Hartley 02-25-2005 01:19 AM

RE:Is There A Discreet Way To Rent Porn Movies??
 
Reminds me of that scene in Woody Allen's Bananas where he tries to purchase a dirty magazine by burying it in a bunch of serious periodicals? Only when the clerk rings them up, she can't find a price on the dirty one, so she waves it and yells, "HEY, AL! HOW MUCH IS ORGASM?" "What?", "THIS GUY HERE WANTS TO BUY A COPY OF ORGASM. HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?"

Bostongambler 02-25-2005 01:49 AM

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Skippy just get a real girl...


Ahhhh, nevermind

winner4ever 02-27-2005 09:29 AM

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Quote:

[i] A few times I timed it wrong and had all these real bad porn movies on the counter and two good looking single women would be behind me and see them and made faces at me like I am some sicko. I felt like a real dick.
OK, that must be embarrasing


Phreak 02-27-2005 03:11 PM

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Enjoy the link jj...time to beat the puppet [img]i/expressions/devil.gif[/img]

George D 02-28-2005 02:36 AM

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Buck- WTFF (way too fukking funny)

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