This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend ...

[McStew]

This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. 'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to f **k off

[NCAA_Football_Champ]

hahaha nice. that made my day.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

lol, no doubt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ziggy Stardust]

Made me laugh on a losing night!!!!!

[Bostongambler]

Good one Mcstew

[McStew]

Thanks BG. I did that trick with the gerbil it still won't come out. You told me to take tube from roll of paper towels and insert in hole and it won't move.