Blondes

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>>Blind Man in a Bar
>> >>
>> >> A blind man enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a >>barstool
>> >> and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the
>> >> bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The entire bar >>immediately
>> >> falls absolutely quiet.
>> >> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you >>tell
>> >> that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -given that you are blind- >>that you
>> >> should know five things:
>> >> One, the bartender is a blonde girl.
>> >> Second, the bouncer is a blonde girl.
>> >> Third, I'm a 6-foot tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a black belt in >>karate.
>> >> Forth, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
>> >> weightlifter.
>> >> And last, the lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional >>wrestler.
>> >> Now think about it seriously, Mister: Do you still wanna tell that >>joke?
>> >> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
>> >> "Nah, Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
>>
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[wahnsinn]

hihihihihihih!!!!

not bad!!!!!!!