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Old 01-15-2004, 06:22 PM
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Default Homage to our touts – best of MW Promotion forum, Part Uno

OKay, now lets try to give some credits to these hard working guys:


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We bounced back on Wednesday with a 3-2 night –InsiderEdge
- that really poor for a guy with inside edge, is it not?


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GUYS ON THE BOARD FOR THURSDAY THE UNIONMAN IS RELEASING A HUGE CARD WITH 5 BIG 10,000* SUPER PLAYS!!!!.....IF HE FAILS TO WIN AT LEAST <u>4 OF THE 5</u>....YOU WILL RECEIVE A FULL REFUND!!!!...
- This’ my man: the magnifique, the one and the only THE UNIONMAN (the union man - this can’t be our very own MJ, the Chairman of MW Workers Union ?!?)


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CHARLIESREDSPORTS absolutely owns COLLEGE BASKETBALL selections in THE MONTH of JANUARY and we will continue we will continue to flex our MUSCLE today with our THURSDAY'S 750 STAR COLLEGE BASKETBALL SUPER PLAY. TODAY'S 850 STAR SELECTION is so STRONG Charlie himself is moving over 175,000. –
- My favorite Charlie (should I say, Vega007 done much better. He moved 180.000 on ONE STAR)


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We will top up your initial deposits by 6 % at selected sportsbooks….Remember: We do not get any money from you. You will get money from us!!!
Now this’ nice, don’t you think?


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da NHL Crunchers continue to win yesterday as I go 4-3 on da ice for +2.50 tacos and winning my solid hot and spicey 4 taco pick on da Ottawa Senators ML -110!
- WOW! Wonder what Goon has to say about this hot and “spicey” hockey tacoMAN


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Pick up plays NOW and BEAT the line moves! – Eugenia McHaels (?!)
I didn’t quite get you Eugenia.


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I make an avg of 500 dollars a week off a 1850 bankroll by crushyourbookie
- yeah, we liket!!


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Test Test, Test
- oops, sorry that was utsbet testing his hilarious pictures of nice aussietes, some tennis players and Railbird


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I got a power house of a service card, so wanted to supply it to you all starting with my daily comp play which are winning with consistancy!
- Damn it , we wanted to power supply you to but we ain’t no power house with “consistancy”


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If you want made up records and false claims, please look elsewhere because those services are prevalent. If you want proven results and documented records from an established winner, then you have found the right place. 100% Accurate 100% Documented.
our old friend by now, the mister with insideEdge


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- Sorry folks but to break it to you, Spiro is not supreme god at Olympic Mountain: now you’re able to call toll free the principal Olympic god, Zeus himself!


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- Gosh, not only you gonna stop losing, you’ll save 50 bucks too!


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WOW AMIGOS....TACO COMP WINS 7TH STRAIGHT GAME IN A ROW!!!!!
- Remember our hot and “spicey” hockey TACOMAN. This guy must be searing bookies all around


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"College Hoops Monday Night Massacre" game !!!!
- Hope Conrad and Scott won’t turn in and get this thread locked too: its only Monday massacre after all and it’s absolutely free but even if they do, Minnow have a pity…


For the end of “Homage To Our Touts – Part Uno” take look at this: I didn’t read it myself but it strickes me as a masterpiece:
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I know that I MAY COME ACROSS ARROGANT and I am but I AM the TOP COLLEGE BASKETBALL HANDICAPPER in the WORLD. Friends Charlie Red Chilly McDonalds did it again last NIGHT with a 7-1 CARD and again buried bookmakers FROM COAST TO COAST.From THE WORLDS MOST TRUSTED HANDICAPPER CHARLIE RED CHILY PAPPER MCDONALDS. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN CHARLIESSPORTS is at it again DOMINATING College Basketball & the NBA. Friends Charlie Red Chilly McD did it again last NIGHT with HUGE 3.150 UNITS PARLAY WINNER ON MIAMI-OHIO and NORTHERN ILLINOIS burying bookmakers FROM COAST TO COAST. Guy's Last Thursday http://www.charliexxxredxxxcappers.com/ Charlie Red Chilly McD Broke bread with a top source from the NEVADA GAMING association that gave his word that from now through the NBA PLAYOFFS CHARLIESPEPERS would be PRIVY to claasified information day in and day out and we have not let you down as last 37 Thursdays we gave you WICHITA STATE in COLLEGE BASKETBALL ,Last FRIDAY night we had a HUGE 1.050 STAR win on THE INDIANA PACERS, last Sunday a HUGE win in the NFL on the Colts and Charlies www.charliessportshandicappers.com set sports handicapping History BY MOVING the Western Michigan line FROM 11 to 18', 11-1 TUESDAY and last night when Charlie released a Guaranteed parlay on Miami-Ohio and Northern Illinois. Friends Charlies is absolutely the NUMBER 140.574 HANDICAPPER IN THE WORLD and the GUY'S the winning coninues today as CHARLIE RED MCD has PUT HIS STAMP OF APPROVAL on THURSDAY'S 750 STAR COLLEGE BASKETBALL SUPER PLAY, GUY'S http://www.charliecxxxxxxappers.com/ CHARLIESSPORTS is unreal ON 750 STAR SELECTIONS, and is RANKED number 1 BY ALL 7.455 MAJOR Nevada Sports Monitors. TODAY CHARLIES’ has 4 games on tap INCLUDING THURSDAY'S 750 STAR COLLEGE BASKETBALL SUPER PLAY and we want you PUT every DOLLAR YOU HAVE ON our COLLEGE BASKETBALL SUPER PLAY WINNER for yet another very PROFITABLE DAY. (DON'T DO ANYTHING TODAY UNTIL YOU SIGN UP WITH CHARLIES’) http://www.charliesxxxxxxxcappers.com/ Friends Charlie Red McDougall will BURY BOOKMAKERS FROM COAST TO COAST and we will not let you down WITH TODAY'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL SUPER PLAY, Guy's (DON'T PLAY ON YOUR OWN TONIGHT DON'T DO IT). We will continue to flex our MUSCLE today with THURSDAY'S 750 STAR COLLEGE BASKETBALL SUPER PLAY. Charlie Red Chilly McD is the KING of the College Basketball and we are having our finest SEASON EVER as we are TAKING COLLEGE BASKETBALL HANICAPPING TO THE NEXT LEVEL. WE WILL PROVIDE 418 rated selections today including our THURSDAY 950 STAR COLLEGE BASKETBALL SUPER PLAY FOR the insane PRICE of only TEN DOLLARS PLAY Don't forget at Charliespepers www.charliexxxxxxxpapers.com FOR CHARLIE WINNING IS A HABIT NOT A LUXURY. Our 750 STAR MUST WIN or the next day is FREE. (POUND THIS GAME I MEAN POUND IT). TODAY is| too good TO BE TRUE. Friends Charlie Red McD will BURY BOOKMAKERS from COAST TO COAST. .
To be continued….

BtW, don’t be shy if you spot some of the note worthy appearance by our friends - the touts. Bring it here..
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Old 01-15-2004, 06:46 PM
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Default RE:Homage to our touts – best of MW Promotion forum, Part Uno

Almost forget this one:
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Is this site for real? I have been following these guys and they are hot, 69-22 YTD! That's incredible, www.quality-f@ck.com check it out
–Well, nothing extraordinary for a tout claim but nehpets respond simply crack me up: ‘BULSHIT” [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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