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The new bike
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
> > on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
> > "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
> > "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
> > The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
> > violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light
> > the back of it."
> > The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
> > did Santa bring it to you?"
> > "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
> > The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
> > dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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