- 400-Pound Man Dies In Struggle With 6 Cincinnati Police Officers...
- Pit bulls kill woman, injure 2 men...
- Firemen leave wives for 9/11 widows...
- Man that came to work drunk with shotgun wants job back
- Woman Dragged After Her Arm Is Caught In Subway Doors
- Painkiller thieves get more creative
- Exercise is as addictive as booze
- Us economy humming
- Con artist, 82, gets 23rd prison sentence
- 2 find bag with $15,000 on street, turn it in
- Dog who went overboard found after 37 days
- French magazine publishes photos of attack on DHL plane in Iraq
- Boy Punished for Talking About Lesbian Mom
- Thief takes toys from dying boy
- Falling maggots stun, gross out students
- Falling Glass At Restaurant Kills Fla. Teen
- IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!: Man, arrested 400 times, sentenced to 17 years
- Polish Co-Producer of 'Pianist' on Trial
- Man Cashes Penny Stash For $10,060
- OUCH: Neb. Woman Gives Birth to 14-Pound Baby
- Disabled children kept in cage: report
- Racist joke went too far
- WHITE CHRISTMAS: Cocaine hidden in Xmas cards
- Early line on the Oscars: 'Lord of the Rings' will be the king
- GUARD RAIL 'SPEARS' PASSENGER COMPARTMENT!
- MOTORCYCLE FAMILY FUN?
- Was Line of Fire any good?
- Gena Lee Nolin sex tape coming to the internet near you...
- conversations between airliners and control towers (funny stuff)
- MP 'sorry' over underpants photo...ends up on gay website
- TWO-TIME LOSER: Man Burns Life Savings, Fails Suicide Bid
- A history of celebrity sex tapes, real and fake, from Joan Crawford to Paris Hilton
- Widow's Bush Treason Suit Vanishes in Blink of Media Eye
- What's Conservative about the Pledge of Allegiance?
- The Bush Betrayal
- Sting to Present Britain's Bad Sex Award
- 'Gentleman' Cannibal Poses Legal Dilemma
- New York's Priciest Hotel Room -- $12,595 a Night
- Man Burns Life Savings, Fails Suicide Bid
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- Mom accused of faking son's cancer indicted on theft, forgery charges
- Greenspan's ponzi scheme
- Where's Connie-OPEC raises prices-cause-the fall of the dollar
- Coroner rules Cincinnati death a homicide
- Teens lure reporter to secret spot to beat on him
- 130 lb woman gives birth to 14 lb kid
- Cops bust human kidney trafficking ring
- Voyeur falls to death peering at naked woman's corpse...CLASSIC!
- Deputies: Fla. Men Stole Christmas Trees To Buy Crack
- SWEET: German woman strips naked at Cairo airport
- Home Alone
- Menu from the Titanic Sells for $49,500
- Gwyneth Paltrow Expecting Baby with Rock Boyfriend
- Bear kills two at theatre
- Windows XP+? :D
- HAVE FUN AT McPRISON: Woman gets 10 years for running over McDonald's manager
- Missing federal prosecutor found dead during trial of rap artist, drug conspiracy...
- Females secretly videotaped in school restroom
- Check OUt This Bear !!! ( Graphic Images )
- Kissinger OK'd 'dirty war' in Argentina
- Snowboarder goes to jail for speeding on board
- Parents beat 11 year old daughter to death with umbrella
- Man who stole TV set 33 years ago still in jail
- If Men Designed Christmas Wrapping Paper!
- Man charged with raping and assaulting his new bride
- BUSTED: 'Trampled' Wal-Mart Shopper Has History Of Injury Claims
- STARTING YOUNG: 8-year-old accused of fondling classmates
- OH NO: Well-Meaning Friends Move Wrong Man's Furniture
- Girl, 6, locked in dryer for weeks at a time
- Police: Teen Threw Kittens In Traffic, Smashed Heads Together
- Commuter Train Bomb Near Chechnya Kills 15
- Reagan 'unable to walk or talk'
- Return to Moon May Be on Agenda
- Hey TA
- Cancer faker locked up
- THE LITTLE RED HEN
- Ron Jeremy's Surreal Life Shared with World in January
- Coroner: Slain federal prosecutor in rap case 'brutalized' with 36 stab wounds...
- Drunken Soldiers Fined for Causing Panic on Plane
- "Not guilty" tattoo identifies robber...PRICELESS!
- 64 Die in Congo From Anti-Sorcery Potion
- Motorist gets vehicle registered online during traffic stop...NICE!
- Girl expelled from school for 1 year for Advil...
- Arrested woman wants officers fired, watch on rest
- Woman Gets 10 Years for McDonald's Mayo Spat
- Winnipeg mystery: DJ's mummified body found behind wall in club
- YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE: TRAIN RIDER SNOOZED, GOT BRUISED, NOW SUES
- Phony cop gets busted by state trooper
- Prosecutors allege man violated city ordinance against using obscene language...
- THAT'S THE BEST KIND OF $$: Worker allegedly uses stolen cash on strippers
- LOVELY: Man has part of tongue bitten off during kiss
- WHATEVER HAPPENED TO "AN APPLE A DAY?": Teacher does jail time for sharing pot with kids
- Snake soup hard to find thanks to SARS
- Man allegedly steals $3.5 million with ATM data
- Man arrested after charging toward cockpit
- Autistic teen dies, wouldn't jump during fire
- Pussy muncher at his best..
- Ozzy Osbourne says he was 'wiped out on pills'
- Astronomy Picture of the Day
- 'Satan' blamed for killer crash in King
- New Zealander bungee jumps - without rope...HELLO!
- OH NO: Final Days in the Life At Jennicam
- Police run down man after chase
- Nine Men Charged In $170 Mil. Theft
- 10 Children Left Unsupervised In Chicago Home
- Aspiring rapper sentenced for attempted carjacking
- Woman Slashed To Death In Sword Attack
- Man fishing in Galveston Bay finds torso in suitcase
- PARIS HILTON NUDE
- The new bike
- MERCY: Daughter's downloads get mom sued
- Student killed, another arrested in school bus stabbing
- Rosa Parks sues OutKast
- Idaho Grad Student tried to access radioactive materials
- Champlain College Student found dead in snow bank
- Rev. Al wins $200G in stab suit, sez city didn't protect him
- Ozzy Osbourne Seriously Injured in ATV Accident
- George Clinton Arrested on Drug Charge
- African car scams
- Pilot lands jumbo jet with hole in wing
- Tasteless gags Maher a Hillary tribute
- Gore backs Dean
- Woman, 69, Does Jail Time For Not Shoveling Walk
- 'Buena Vista' pianist Ruben Gonzalez dies
- 10 y. boy invents gadget that makes it impossible for drivers to be caught by speed cameras
- Milkman murder pair jailed
- Why don’t planes get hit by lightning in thunder storms?
- michael jackson
- fast food and beer ... heaven!!
- Earthquake rumbles across Virginia
- Great White Spared in Fire Charges
- Ex-Sen. Paul Simon of Illinois Dies at 75
- The 3 idiots who couldn't shoot straight...
- Man Killed When Boat Lands On Car
- Video game company apologizes to Haitians for offensive content in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
- 2 South Floridians agree to post $1 million bonds before sending out spam
- Mom out for jog crushed when tree falls on her
- After stealing $44k, drive the speed limit or else...
- Standoff Over $10 Rent Hike Ends With Man, 78, Dead
- Playboy 'Vargas girl' painting stolen
- 60 year old Priest prank calls 70 year old lady
- Idiot Vermonters want to secede from U.S. of A.
- COMEDY AT IT'S FINEST: Postal Service Denounces Mad TV Sketch
- REALITY TV: Fox Gambling on Burnett's "Casino"
- Hot Russian girls looking for a husband (opps I mean $$)
- Chicago man, on skid row, hits five million-dollar jackpot
- Police nab man with heroin in ear
- IT'S A GAS: Teen Arrested For Allegedly Setting Another Teen On Fire
- 12-Year-Old Allegedly Threatens Killing Spree
- School-bus driver has wreck, exits bus to exchange info, gets waxed by passing car
- McGill pays study subjects $500 to take cocaine
- A Sip Of Whiskey Could Cost Cadet Her Career
- TO PROTECT AND ROB: Police Captain Accused of Bootleg DVD Sales
- NOTE TO SELF: When house is under surveillence, make sure you don't try and rob it...CLASSIC
- WHOOPS: Female mayor takes pictures wearing nothing but chain of office, pictures stolen and posted on Internet
- Man decapitated while fleeing police...WARNING:GRAPHIC PHOTOS
- Schumacher races against Air Force jet
- Eddie Izzard
- Man Gets More Than Phone Cut Off After Mix-Up
- Woman Sentenced To 4 Years In Prision For Sex With Teen
- Wayward husband gets penis cut off
- Almost Half of Germans Cheat on Partner - Survey
- Woman Gets 10 Years for McDonald's Mayo Spat
- Teens randomly attacking people with boxing gloves
- What Do You Look for in a woman??
- MSU student finds largest prime number...
- Cashier Cashes in on Rejected Lotto Ticket
- Boy bitten, strangled, nearly eaten by python at "Uncle Bill's" pet store. Litigation ensues
- TOO MUCH REEFER: Driver caught cruising in county on three wheels
- So the waitress sees my PokerStars jacket, and she asks me...
- War Profiteering from Vietnam to Iraq
- The Sheriff's Department's “decal controversy” is sticking around
- Man acquitted of putting vodka in 7 year olds feeding tube
- Man arrested after face-cutting incident
- DALLAS DEALEY PLAZA SUICIDE
- Celebrity designer dies in fall...
- Students arrested for using fake twenties
- Man Fined for Trying to Smuggle Frogs...
- Your fundamental safety is governed by the fact no one is trying to kill you
- CSI TV SHOWS
- Killer whale from "Free Willy" movies dies
- 82 year old woman killed by pit bull
- Attractive women make men dumb, study shows
- BMW WRAPPED AROUND A TREE!
- OUTRAGEOUS TOYS & GIFTS XMAS 2003
- Girls Gone Wild's Francis Beat Up By MGM Goon Squad
- Former Madam Fleiss Starts a New Venture
- TRUE STORY: Man saved from drowning by his false leg
- Abusive 'ghost' haunts elderly couple
- ARTICLE: Porn classic 'Deep Throat' explored as a cultural milestone
- Shoe manufacturer gives thousands to employees
- STUPIDEST CRIMINAL EVER FINALLY CAUGHT...
- Powell has surgery for prostate cancer
- Oscar-nominated actress Jeanne Crain dies at 78
- Healthy food -- at the airport?
- Actress Sues MTV, Snoop Over Fake Nude, Sex Scenes
- how to poop at work
- ATTENTION PLEASE: Supermarket shoppers giggle as sounds of sex eminate from P.A. system...NICE!
- Toddler killed biting an electric fence
- Python devours 17-year-old Indian girl
- Meth smuggled in greeting card
- women's dictionary
- Transvestite slices off weenie...THE HORROR!
- OSCAR-WINNER'S KIN DIES IN FIRE
- HAMMER-BASHED SAMARITAN LOSES EYE
- WORKER DECAPITATED IN 'RESCUE'
- Santa Claus is robbing the town...
- Students arrested after raiding university cafeteria
- New Gun Can Shoot Around Corners
- Deer Wanders Through D.C.-Area Subway Station
- Men fined for whistling at women in railway station
- Guilty plea in mob enforcer's murder
- ONLY IN CANADA: Students offered Australian holiday for their sperm
- Half-Ton Snowball Traps, Injures Boy
- Dog Dies After Taking Bullet To Protect Its Owner
- He dies in cold flat: Bronx bldg. had no heat since Thanksgiving
- SURPRISED HE WAS WHITE: Stunner for Strom's kid
- Judge Grants Hinckley Unsupervised Visits
- Heidi Klum Pregnant With Her First Child
- Unidentified Person Performs Unspeciified Act In Undisclosed Location
- Can You Believe They're Actually Contemplating Charging this Guy with Negligence?
- NO KIDDING: Castor wants to erect giant beaver
- Man turns in ex-girlfriend's prostitution ring after she steals his dog
- Professional video gamers can earn more than $100,000 per year
- Idiot robs cab driver...comeuppance prevails...NICE!
- Man breaks record for most piercings by piercing himself 900 times in the leg (w/ pic)
- TIS THE SEASON: Spilled beer sparked fight, shootings
- OH NO: Man Calls Cops to Report Cannabis Theft
- Woman Allegedly Pays Baby Sitter In Marijuana
- BREAK-OUT THE STEAK SAUCE AND UTENSILS: Thirteen cows killed by single lightning bolt...
- Canuck jailed for 3 months for air rage
- TAKE THAT YOU SCRAWNY LITTLE BASTARD: Prostitute strips attacker and takes him to police
- 'Amazing' woman beaten to death
- Warning to all Dodge owners
- Drugs study finds children aged 11 on heroin and crack
- Painkiller thieves get more creative Some seek their next fix by posing as homebuyers
- Guns are drawn in snowball incidents
- WITH THE HELP FROM GOD HIMSELF: Game show winner finds that his cup runneth over...
- Ex-husband 'executed' by wife...after having sex...MERCY!!!
- WTF: Teacher blinds student for not doing homework
- Some pretty smart convicts I'd say...
- Saddam Starred in Gay Porn Films
- Female Lacrosse coach who admitted to sex with 2 14yo tries to kill herself
- REMEMBER JOEY BUTTAFUOCO?
- Drunk unlocks police car with own key...HILIARITY ENSUES
- ZAGAT RESTUARANT SURVEY: Unfit To Print
- Baby Accidentally Left on Metro Train...WOW!
- Ghost caught in UK Castle?
- HICCUP!: Tipsy Virgin pilot removed from plane
- Motorist Shoots Deputy, Then Kills Self...In Interview Room