I knew a gem of a story like that would get some new posters coming in , and on that note , I welcome ....
Wile E. Coyote , He's been in the business for awhile , works on the "otherside" of the phone like myself. Knows his sports , and knows his whiskey. Welcome aboard buddy.
ps - I can personally assure everyone here .... Wile E. Coyote is NO GHOST , he's is new, so lets make him feel at home.