Nostaw, I'm well off, but not rich. But there are worse fates than being a poor man's Jerry Buss. And in places like Thailand and the Philippines, a guy can live a Jerry Buss-type lifestyle for a fraction of the cost. My old bud Dick the Pick rents a 5-BR house in Thailand for $93 a month. And according to Dick, you can get a quality BJ at the local whorehouse for $8.