 Redneck Joke
Heard this one a couple days ago and thought I would share it with you guys hope you haven't heard it already.
At a NASA space conference there's a Russian team, a Korean team and a red neck team. The Russian team announces that they have plans to land on Mars and do it in less than 1 week, everybody there is amazed, then the Korean team speaks and announces they will have 5 space shuttles land on 5 different planets at the exact same time, once again the people at the conference are amazed. Then the red neck team stands up and says "That's nothing! We plan to land on the sun and do it tomorrow!" everyone is shocked, some reporter asks "How are you going to land on the sun? won't it be hot?" The rednecks reply "That's why we are going to go at night!"
hope you liked it.
Yzerman |