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Old 04-17-2006, 02:32 AM
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Default Stunning Development! DE-JUICED BASEBALLS make scoring impossible!

Apparently so SB!

That was depressing to come home to after spending all day Easter out. Nobody even reads my posts any more lol. They just read the headline and get ready to argue.

None of the "juiced ball" people even said "bleep you blog bleep" because they saw I was teasing them.

Though it looks like there are a few people who think I ACTUALLY BELIEVE that you can de-juice baseballs by having Costa Rican minors suck out the core...

Thanks for getting the joke SB. Next time I'll just send you a PM!

For the record...to make sure there's no confusion...I don't think the balls have been juiced...and I don't think the balls have been de-juiced. Scoring has followed some very logical tendencies particularly once you adjust for the spots where the wind was blowing out and the influence of the umpire behind the plate. Fluctuations are normal from game to game...and nothing has been abnormal this year once you adjust for context.

We'll continue to monitor those logical influences down in the THINK TANK with weather reports from Stevo, updated umpire itineraries, offensive score-lines, and a variety of other upcoming features. If you didn't realize this was a sarcastic smart alecky thread...PLEASE DON'T COME DOWN AND JOIN US...lol

Happy Easter to everyone again...and Happy Belated Birthday to Minnow!
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