 Stunning Development! DE-JUICED BASEBALLS make scoring impossible!
Major League Baseball has DE-JUICED the baseballs!
No wonder of technology can slow down major league hitter's when the wind is blowing out.
WIND FORECAST TO BLOW OUT AT LEAST 10-15 MPH:
Wednesday 3-1 to the Over
Thursday: 6-0 to the Over
Friday: 3-3
Saturday: 3-1-1 to the Over
Total: 15-5-1 to the Over
But...when the wind isn't blowing out, scoring has become impossible. You saw that yourself today with final scores ending 2-0, 2-1, 2-1, 3-0, and 3-2. And this came on the heels of Sick Gambler's 9-6 record on Friday playing nothing but Unders.
Clearly there's a conspiracy underway to make sure nobody thinks steroids are in the game. We're not sure how this juice extraction was completed. Perhaps it was something as simple as rubbing the baseballs over an orange juicer. Perhaps Costa Rican minors must slurp from the core. But...you can already see with your naked eye that this is occuring!
Don't tell me the balls haven't been de-juiced, Manny Ramirez is hitting .205! Jeff Francouer is hitting .208!
Or...MAYBE EVERYTHING WE'VE SEEN SO FAR IS JUST NORMAL FLUCTUATIONS BASED ON THE USUAL EARLY SEASON CONDITIONS
Something to think about as you handicap Sunday's games.
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!  |