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Top Five Signs Your Basketball Team Is Not Going to Win the NCAA Championship

5. Power forward was featured on Ricki Lake's "Too Fat to Love?" episode

4. The posted Las Vegas odds against your team, involve the sign for infinity

3. The only thing Dick Vitale can say about them is, "These guys got a good grade point average, baby!"

2. Jesse Jackson is protesting against team for being "too white"

1. They pointedly inform interviewers that the correct term is "little people,"
not "midgets"