>A man walks into a bar. He sees a good-looking, smartly dressed woman
>sitting on a bar stool.
>
>He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, how's it going?"
>
>Having already had a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him
>straight in the eyes and says, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, any time,
>anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter."
>
>He says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with."
>
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