Oldie but Goodie!
A young man moved into his new apartment in the city. On his
way to the mailboxes in the lobby, an attractive young lady
came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a
robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation
with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious
that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat
trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's
go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin- no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone cumming? That was me."
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