There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when
one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings
the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient
through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you havebeen given
life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks
at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The
angel
waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen
minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them,
"Um, you have fifteen minutes left." "Would you care to do it again?" He
asks her. "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change
positions. "This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its
head."
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