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Personal Ad
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A woman took an ad out in the personals:SWF looking for a male that won't beat, run away, and can have sex all night long. After a few weeks she heard nothing. One day she heard a knock on the door and she answered. She saw a gentleman in a wheelchair. She says "Sir can I help you? he replied, "I have come to answer your ad. She says, "Sir, you have no arms or legs". he replies, "yes, i have no arms so I can't beat you, I have no legs so I can't run away,but sir she says,"What about doing it all night long?" He says, How do you think I knocked on the door?"
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