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Not another one!
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A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool.
After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes
absolutly quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "
Before
you tell that joke, you should know
something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall,
200lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.
What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a
weightlifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde and shes a pro wrestler. Think about it
seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy thinks for a
moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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