DUMB BLONDE JOKE
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A Blonde, Brunette and Red head were taken prisoners by the Iraqies instead of executing them they told them that they would let them go in the middle of the desert and if they could make it 200 miles back to the USA/Allied side of the desert that they would live. The Iraqies also told them they would allow each of them one item to take with them in their journey.
So the next day they took the Red head to the middle of the desert and ask her what item she wished to take with her, She said a canteen of water that she thought if she took a sip of water every 20 miles or so she could avoid getting dehydrated and make it back to the US/Allied side alive. So they gave her a canteen of water and off she went and they later found out she made it back safely.
The next day they took the Brunette to the middle of the desert and ask her what item she wished to take with her, She said a Unbrella that she thought if she avoided the hot sun beaming on her by shading herself with the unbrella that she could make it back to the US/Allied side alive. So they gave her the unbrella and off she went and they later found out she made it back safely.
The next day they take the Blonde to the middle of the desert and ask her what Item she wished to take with her, She said a car door the Iraqies look confused scracthing their heads, however they gave her a car door and she started walking through the desert holding the car door.
The Iraqie general could not stand it any longer and ran toward her and ask her why in the heck do you want to carry that car door through the hot desert. The blonde turn towards him and look puzzled why he would ask such a question and said.
"When the desert heat starts getting really really hot I can roll down the window and cool off"
The dumb blonde is still missing in action at last report
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