Nursery Rhymes before they were rewritten for the book.
JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
LITTLE MISS MUFFET sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider,
That crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb ass!"
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses,
And all the kings men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed,
To see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good,
She was very, very good.
But when she was bad,
She got a fur coat, jewels, Waterfront condo, and a
sports car.
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